Leopardess

A successful, sexy, sassy previously married 40/50 year old woman who is not into dating the nearly dead or dude in diapers. She is the elusive cat who is hunted by many but rarely captured. She is not one to succumb to stupid come on lines and won't be captured for a one night stand. She is the long term relationship seductress. It' all or nothing with this feline.

Anyone goes near that {leopardess} she's gonna bolt. she's just a photo safari.

by kayceezee July 25, 2010

laztarded

When someone is so lazy that they either seem to be retarded or for all intents and purposes are functioning at the level of a retard.

"Fuck, that dude is seriously laztarded." or "No, Bob really isn't that dumb, he's just been kinda laztarded lately.

by Meisen July 7, 2008

Flaming Leotard

When a guy secretly puts hot sauce on his condom and then fucks his partner in the ass.

George gave Melissa the "flaming leotard" and she had to wipe her ass with wet naps for a month.

by Professor Nubjob June 21, 2010

lactarded

Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent

"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."

by jake826 May 6, 2006

Leotard

A tight-fitting piece of clothing that leaves the back exposed and creates a tight pouch around the pelvic area and buttocks. Extremely sexy. Often used for gymnastics and is part of the "ultimate outfit" along with tights, long gloves, and high heels.

"Wow leotards on girls is so hot. I wish I was a girl so I could wear one..."

by KrimsonKatt May 2, 2021

lactarded

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.

person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded

by crazygnome October 26, 2007

Leotard

A person with the irrational belief that Leonardo DiCaprio is a good actor.

"That Leotard thinks DiCaprio is the new Robert De Niro".

by SVEN SVENSSON May 7, 2014