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Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).
I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.
by Mister Spleen June 1, 2015
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John Lennon

The leader of the legendary rock group the Beatles. Born during a World War ll bombing raid in Liverpool, England. Some of John Lennon's hits include Help, I am the Walrus, and Love Me Do.
A famous quote from John Lennon: " We're more popular than Jesus now."
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Leonora

Leonora is amazing!
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Lennart

Someone who’s chill and gets along with everyone.

He is a good friend and always brings positivity into your day.

He’s loyal and considerate with a kind heart and a stubborn mind.

His strength and morals are admireable. He is just a good person overall and you are lucky to know him.
Stop being as stubborn as a Lennart..
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Lenora

A rare find. An often misunderstood and conflicted woman who is both mysterious yet honest. Lenora's are enthusiastic, fun, classy, curious, intelligent, and courageous. They are often known for their good taste concerning all avenues of fashion and design. A Lenora often looks for friends, partners, and relationships that will offer large amounts of affection and love, but in return the creature is extremely generous with her own affection, time, and love.

Despite their excellent qualities they may not be for everyone. Jealousies from other parties often arise. Lenora's, each in their own way, are certainly individuals with strong characters and opinions. They are also vistims of their own pride and insecurities.

Lenora's enjoy the company of others and are open as well as friendly. For any Lenora good food and good company promise moments of happiness and laughter. Any woman by this name also has a theatrical streak, showing great magnetisim either through their intuitive sensitivity or when telling stories. (These personalities often "preform" their anecdotes, and are aware of the presence of an "audience".) At the same time they exude their strong independence and revel in alone time.
"She has a Lenora type personality."
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Lennon/McCartney

Refers to the most successful songwriting partnership in history. Formed by John Lennon and Paul McCartney of The Beatles.
Lennon/McCartney Songs: I Want To Hold Your Hand, She Loves You, Can't Buy Me Love, Help!, Eight Days A Week, A Hard Day's Night, Yesterday, We Can Work It Out, Hey Jude, All You Need Is Love, A Day In The Life, Let It Be, and over 100 more.
by PeaceandLove April 19, 2008
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Lesnor

Lesnor, also known as Lesnor2g and Lesnor209. Hes a smart handsome guy from Stockton, California. According to multiple sources he's dating artist Angèle.
Lesnor a god damn legend.
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