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Not having Legs
"Marco, do you see Batu over there,why the fuck is he so legless unlike you with your ABS,like, I feel like he is about to fall since he basically has nothing supporting his 160 arms."
Legless by BeBocrum February 28, 2020

legless dog 

A legless dog is a term for a piece of shit, because it looks like a miniture brown dog without legs.
Where's your bathroom? I gotta send the legless dog out to sea.
legless dog by Chode bone November 10, 2006

legless iguana 

The male penis. To be used in like context as one eyed snake
Rene is so down for the legless iguana.

Or

Dude that girl is a fiend for the legless iguana
legless iguana by Broni April 22, 2008

Legless lizard 

The legless lizard is an ANIMAL, lookin at you, previous definition. Legless lizards are not snakes. Rather, legless creatures that evolved from the Squamates reptiles. — lizards, snakes, and amphisbaenids, or worm lizards — suggesting that the body plan offers many advantages.
A: OH MY GOD LOOK, A SNAKE!
B: that's a legless lizard-
A: IT'S DANGEROUSSSS
B: It's not even poisonous..
A: BURN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Legless lizard by dkjedfrfuerh April 15, 2021

Legless lizard 

The term used for having a big cock
Damn. That guy must of had a legless lizard. I saw his budgle from here

legless spider 

A crippled individual that was bitten by a spider and had to have all of its limbs removed. Legless Spiders tend to be autistic and look like a diabetic potato.
Edwin is a Legless Spider, what an awful existence.
legless spider by EnderCrystal September 7, 2017