Legless

A English slang term for being highly intoxicated.

Dude! Shawn was legless at the pub last night!

by Flowercrownsandrippedjeans🌸🌸 January 29, 2017

legless dog

A legless dog is a term for a piece of shit, because it looks like a miniture brown dog without legs.

Where's your bathroom? I gotta send the legless dog out to sea.

by Chode bone November 10, 2006

legless iguana

The male penis. To be used in like context as one eyed snake

Rene is so down for the legless iguana.

Or

Dude that girl is a fiend for the legless iguana

by Broni April 22, 2008

Legless lizard

The legless lizard is an ANIMAL, lookin at you, previous definition. Legless lizards are not snakes. Rather, legless creatures that evolved from the Squamates reptiles. — lizards, snakes, and amphisbaenids, or worm lizards — suggesting that the body plan offers many advantages.

A: OH MY GOD LOOK, A SNAKE!
B: that's a legless lizard-
A: IT'S DANGEROUSSSS
B: It's not even poisonous..
A: BURN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by dkjedfrfuerh April 15, 2021

slut and legless

London Australian slang for the Slug and Lettuce. A popular chain bar, esp. with those of the antipodean persuasion.

"Feel like getting pissed. Whatdyareckon?"
"yeah. slut and legless."

by reuben February 15, 2004

Legless lizard

The term used for having a big cock

Damn. That guy must of had a legless lizard. I saw his budgle from here

by Johnnysjunkiemind June 20, 2016

legless spider

A crippled individual that was bitten by a spider and had to have all of its limbs removed. Legless Spiders tend to be autistic and look like a diabetic potato.

Edwin is a Legless Spider, what an awful existence.

by EnderCrystal September 07, 2017