my left ass cheek

A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.

B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.

C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.

Example for def. A-

Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. B-

A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. C-

A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"

by resisdisciple May 18, 2006

suck my left butt- cheek

When annoyed, agitated or just messin wit someone who is on thier way to annoying you, it siply means "eff-off"

John: Hey Cathy What you wanna do tonight?
Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you.
John: You know what forget you.
Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!

by Rara isbooyaa May 18, 2007

it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

A line spoken by impa from the legend of Zelda breath of the wild. Not much to say here.

Link: Where is your birthmark

Paya: U-Uhhh

Impa: it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

by Mistyman6 March 28, 2023

left butt cheek

When someone is being a girl being a weirdo who is usually a (laura). The left butt cheek is usually bullying a (Bradley)

Wow stop being a left butt cheek .

by Badassbro March 21, 2016

Left But cheek

One who acts like a butt cheek. Someone who is being annoying, thinks their funny or cool. Usual names begin with G and Z

My girlfriend Gillian is acting like a left but cheek

by Tactical ocelot September 24, 2017

Left ass cheek autism

A person who fakes autism because they think its silly/cute

Chrissy's autims came from their left ass cheek left ass cheek autism

by BowieePOP January 16, 2024

National scratch your left ass cheek day

Celebrated March 10th (69th day of the year)

LeBron scratched his left ass cheek for national scratch your left ass cheek day

by Lebronussy March 24, 2026