Electrician

The definition of an electrician is a God who creates and harnesses the very power that Zeus creates from the sky by day he is a leader and handsome pussy pulling pimp by night he is a Harley riding wizard who harnesses the powers of living life without underwear his tongue is sharp as his wit and pulls cable like he pulls bitches don’t mistake him for a pussy the “if I was dumber I’d be a plumber types” he is known as Sparky because when he walks down a concrete sidewalk his balls are so big that they drag creating sparks. this creature also known as big dick daddy by mortals,sheet rockers,hvac nick knacks, weman,and the oh infamous plumers. Men wish they were him children dream to be him and women just want to have sex with him. Good at math and can figure this out right now electrician alcohol is the electricians breakfast of choice as well as expecting mother’s if she smokes she pokes. And so does he.

Walking down the halls dragging his old balls the fucktard electrician decided he needed some alcohol.

by Pepni9e December 15, 2020

loctician

Someone who specialises in dreadlock care, maintenence, and style. Often very expensive.

My loctician helped me when my dreads unravelled

by john santy June 25, 2006

auto electrician

As one that walks above and trancends all things.called apon by pesent mechanics to save all that is important to them.also is more hung then mechanics creating tension between the two

Mechanic 1: I can't fix the car
Mechanic 2:have u hit it with the hammer
Auto leck rides in on a white stallion, lays his hand apon the bonnet starting the vehicle.
Mechanic 1/2 drop to there knees to praise his Devine presence.auto electricians are god

by loliepop crusader November 3, 2013

Electrician

During the day, a person who runs cables through walls. By night person with severe drinking problem who sits on his but expecting others to entertain them

I can see you live with an electrician (two people dancing while electrician holds a pistol directed at said persons feet)

by grotestbulge October 24, 2015

lectician

the worlds greatest language. the lecticians tend to be curious and interested by almost everything. have a tendency to be easily confused. enjoy saying 'tats'

ii speak lectician

example of lectician speach "are you looking at mes?'

by Harry Lindley December 1, 2006

Amish Electrician

Completely fake or made up job, usually to impress a girl but can also be used on parents. friends or future employers.

Can also mean shoddy workmanship or a screwed up job

You told that girl at the party you are a tax lawyer? You don't even have a job. You should have told her your a freakin Amish Electrician.

You put project manager on your last resume, Jesus if your going to lie just put head Amish Electrician while you at it.

I dont think that girls dad likes you. You told him your self employed, you should have said your an Amish Electrician, it would sound more believable.

Look at this wiring job, it looks like it was done by an Amish Electrician!

by Joecoool November 2, 2010

electricianist

A specialist in electricity.

Henry is a master electricianist, he can wire up just about anything.

by George April 8, 2005