LeBron

1. (v.) to stab someone (or something) in the back by leaving in an extravagant manner, such as getting a one-hour TV special to let your decision be known.

2. (n.) A person with a giant ego that needs to be in control. Tends to leave loved ones, hurting those people in the process.

1. Friend: How are you planning to LeBron you're fiance?
Groom: I'm probably going to get up on the table during the rehearsal dinner and tell everyone that I'm leaving her. Afterwards, I'll slap her and pour wine all over her.

2. Friend: Are you okay?
Bride: No. Jack just left me at the rehearsal dinner.
Friend: It's okay. You don't want to marry a LeBron anyways.

by xprime3234 July 10, 2010

LeBron

The act of hijacking an hour of TV to tell thousands of people something they already know. See State of the Union Address.

Does LeBron have to take this long to say he's going to the Heat? Now there'll only be 3 episodes of SportsCenter tonight, instead of 4.

by Tikibarberfan July 10, 2010

Lebron

Either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of SUCK or FAIL.

This movie LEBRONS!! You bought your jeans a size too small? LEBRON!!

by StarkLife June 15, 2011

Lebron

The art of ejaculating into your hands, then throwing the semen in air like Lebron James does with powder.

Ryan: John, why is there semen on the ceiling?
John: Well Ryan, last night I watched some killer porn and gave myself a Lebron!
Ryan: That must have been some movie!

by King James 23 August 28, 2009

Lebron

Lebron is a slang word for "blow" which is a slang word for cocaine. Prior to the start of the basketball game, Lebron James powders his hands and throws it in the air similar to something you would see Al Pacino do in Scarface.

Mo: Last night was wild.

Krackis: Oh yea? What'd ya get into?

Moseph: I partied with Lebron...

Krackis: Lebron keeps the party going all night.

by Enlicensed One May 10, 2009

LeBron

1. v. to abandon

2. adj. disloyal

3. v. to betray

In reference to LeBron James' decision to sign with the Miami Heat instead of sticking with Cleveland and working hard to bring a Championship HOME.

Ex 1
I found a puppy in downtown Cleveland that was LeBroned.

Ex 2
I knew you were a jerk, but I never thought you would be LeBron to me.

Ex 3
Brutus LeBroned Ceaser when he stabbed him in the back.
LeBron Lebroned Cleveland when he signed with the Heat.

by cfat July 10, 2010

Lebron

Its a word that means "Ringless" or "No ring"
Someone that hates Frodo
Someone jealous of Kobe Bryant
Treacherous

I got divorced and now im Lebron
I hate Frodo!, Damn you Lebron
Kobe Bryant aint got shit on me, Damn you Lebron
I love Manchester United (5 minutes later) I love Chelsea, Damn you Lebron

by Im Pau Gasol April 13, 2011