League of Legends(Commonly abbreviated as "League") is a popular game developed by Riot Games, a 26 billion dollar company founded by Marc Merrill and Brandon Beck. This game is played by the gayest of gays. Playing this game for over 5 mins at a time will have you wanting to kill yourself. However, the community is incredibly nice and helpful. Screw up once and the hoards of men smoochers who like going up and down on cock while playing will give you specific, helpful, instructions to "Uninstall" and "Kill yourself".
by gay_dick_sucker October 03, 2021
by IsThatLeagueOfLegends? June 02, 2018
by Jesus Christ/Jehova February 05, 2016
A game so addictive and stupid, that you cannot quit no matter what. It is filled with 13 year old rage hard noobs who think they are the best, yet they feed and call roles they can't play for shit.
This game also consists of a rating system that is equivalent to a 1v1 match, but the catch is that it is a team game of 3v3 and 5v5. No matter how hard you try, carrying noobs in this game is almost like taking a shit while constipated, its not going to happen. Unless you are like extremely lucky. ELO Hell is the place all the baddies go cause they suck,and where the some goodies go cause the baddies couldn't be carried. ELO Heaven is where all the non-baddies go.
This game also consists of a rating system that is equivalent to a 1v1 match, but the catch is that it is a team game of 3v3 and 5v5. No matter how hard you try, carrying noobs in this game is almost like taking a shit while constipated, its not going to happen. Unless you are like extremely lucky. ELO Hell is the place all the baddies go cause they suck,and where the some goodies go cause the baddies couldn't be carried. ELO Heaven is where all the non-baddies go.
How the ELO system is interpreted in League of Legends.
Jesse: "Fak this game, the rating system isn't accurate, GG feeder noobs, you can't carry them, its too hard!"
The conversation before a ranked match-
NoobLord: "i Wana mid!"
thePro: "I don't think you should first pick into mid, you will get counter-picked"
NoobLord: "stfu noob i want mid, now im gonna feed and QQ afk"
People who call roles they can't play-
lol4lyfenoob: "ADC BOT!"
(later that match)
lol4lyfenoob: "gg noob jungler wont gank bot!"
derpmasterPro: "You are 0/12, and are pushing constantly, don't blame the jungler cause you suck, and don't call roles you can't play!"
Jesse: "Fak this game, the rating system isn't accurate, GG feeder noobs, you can't carry them, its too hard!"
The conversation before a ranked match-
NoobLord: "i Wana mid!"
thePro: "I don't think you should first pick into mid, you will get counter-picked"
NoobLord: "stfu noob i want mid, now im gonna feed and QQ afk"
People who call roles they can't play-
lol4lyfenoob: "ADC BOT!"
(later that match)
lol4lyfenoob: "gg noob jungler wont gank bot!"
derpmasterPro: "You are 0/12, and are pushing constantly, don't blame the jungler cause you suck, and don't call roles you can't play!"
by MorelloIamTryndamere August 05, 2012
by ChelseasSmile May 16, 2011
A shitty online game made for 12 years olds that were neglected by their parents. Watch as little boys get their tiny assholes pounded by korean people that make a fortune off of play games. Gaze upon the spoiled faggots that think they are the best in the world but instead just feed out of their mouths.
"That faggot plays League"
League of legends? More like fat fucks sit down and waste an hour of their life.
League of legends? More like fat fucks sit down and waste an hour of their life.
by ssuckmyass10169 November 18, 2016
Possibly the worst game of the millennium. Toxic people on both teams, autistic people on your team specifically, bull crap hitboxes, easy champions, and tons of other bugs. Riot says they are an indie company, but there are over 1,000 workers. That's a gay ass lie. Don't play this game, there are tons of others that don't lick the shit out of the sewer.
by HAN Lord March 04, 2017