Someone who is usually, however not always morbidly obese but has no recognizable disability, yet insists on driving around town on a motorized scooter designed for real handicapped people.
Stevie: "Wow how sad is that guy on his scooter, all gimped up".
Angus: "Hell no, he ain't handicapped, he's just lazycapped...look at him get up and walk into the burger joint".
Angus: "Hell no, he ain't handicapped, he's just lazycapped...look at him get up and walk into the burger joint".
by Canuck Pitbull February 18, 2009
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LazyPurple is a player of Team Fortress 2 he is the creator of the "How it FEELS to play _____ in TF2" series. Each of his cosmetics for every class in TF2 is associated with the color purple. He is also the creator of the "I AM THE DEFENSE" meme.
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Get the LazyPurple mug.a person at a grocery store parking lot who does not return their shopping cart like a jerk and needs to call the Cart Narcs' lazybones hotline to get counseling and schedule classes on learning how to be a better shopper and being courteous to their fellow human beings. Lazybones may leave shopping carts in other parking spots (spot blocks), in the handicap walkway areas, tip the front wheels into dirt/gravel (curbing), or in the middle of the sidewalk; all are eligible for redemption if they do return their carts to the cart returns or cart corrals provided by the store.
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“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”
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