Lazy Susan 

A guy receives a handjob from a girl but he grasps the girls hand and moves it. The man is giving himself a handjob but instead of using his own hand he uses the woman's hand.

When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.

I convinced her to give me a handjob but she just gave me a Lazy Susan instead.

Lazy Susan by F Wizzleton November 15, 2009

Lazy Susan 

A pivot girl who has decided to eschew the discomfort common to shifting between gentlemen through usage of a lazy susan.

"That Lazy Susan was effortlessly breaking records while looking comfortable all the while. Hats off to her!"

Lazy Susan by Pelsmagesey August 29, 2012

Lazy susan 

A Susan who is lazy and doesn’t wipe her rear end, too lazy to pull the plug for her bath water, too lazy to kick off your crocs when you can’t even walk out your shoes when you walk inside, use her fingers aka her 3 fingers to scoop put the butter out of the butter dish, snorting to pretend to be cute, stealing people’s buns and food. Refusing to put your own garlic bread in the oven.

“Hmmmm why is the carpet dirt”

“Oh yeah it’s because lazy Susan didn’t take off her crocs”

Lazy susan by Idkidksghoroeht January 17, 2020

Lazy Susan 

A woman gives fellatio while sitting on a toilet seat defecating--it is the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

John: Man, I really wanted a blow job, but Liza had diarrhea.

Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.

Lazy Susan by Pierre Longcock January 13, 2011

lazy susan 

(v): The act of farting in a revolving door, thereby leaving a present for the next entrant.

"Jesus, that asshole that just went in lazy susanned this revolving door!"

lazy susan by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

Lazy Susan 

An explicit sex move where the girl just takes it from the guy. She does not show emotion or say a word but just lays there and takes it.

Casey: What's a Lazy Susan

Chris: Well it's where a girl just takes it. It was named after that shy skanky girl Susan.

Lazy Susan by Christopher Chan November 17, 2007

lazy susan 

The act of smashing your ball sack against the shower door while it is wet in order to give anyone there a pleasant suprise.

You faggot! I didn't need a lazy susan while I was trying to pinch a loaf.

lazy susan by Henry Wallabe May 27, 2005