A Susan who is so lazy that she doesn’t wipe her own rear end, leaves used bath water in the tub for years, lets farm animals live and crap inside, can’t reach around to use her seatbelt or buckle in the kids, and has to move houses every 5 years because the old one has just collapsed into a shit hole, and wears a mumu shirt inside out so she doesn’t have to wash it.
by Dena123 December 30, 2019
Get the Lazy Susanmug. A household gadget, usually stored in a cupboard,which consists of a base and a circular table that spins, upon which ingredients and medicine are usually stored. Named after a probably fictional harlot back in the olden days of piracy, where sailors, pressed for time, would lay a prostitute down on the said contraption, and, to facilitate each man taking his turn, they'd rotate her to the next client, cutting time of the then-standard practice of assigning different rooms to different customers.
Hun', could you pass me one of those Tylenols? They're on the lazy susan.
She was turning tricks quickly as if she were on a lazy susan.
She was turning tricks quickly as if she were on a lazy susan.
by The Speechcrafter September 24, 2012
Get the Lazy Susanmug. Yea brah. She gave me road head so at the next stop sign we pulled a Chinese fire drill and I finished her off with a lazy susan.
by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016
Get the Lazy Susanmug. Sex with a double amputee. Put the person with no appendages on your dick and twirl her around like a Lazy Susan.
by Lazy Susan 4 July 11, 2010
Get the Lazy Susanmug. A guy receives a handjob from a girl but he grasps the girls hand and moves it. The man is giving himself a handjob but instead of using his own hand he uses the woman's hand.
When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.
When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.
by F Wizzleton November 15, 2009
Get the Lazy Susanmug. A pivot girl who has decided to eschew the discomfort common to shifting between gentlemen through usage of a lazy susan.
"That Lazy Susan was effortlessly breaking records while looking comfortable all the while. Hats off to her!"
by Pelsmagesey August 29, 2012
Get the Lazy Susanmug. A Susan who is lazy and doesn’t wipe her rear end, too lazy to pull the plug for her bath water, too lazy to kick off your crocs when you can’t even walk out your shoes when you walk inside, use her fingers aka her 3 fingers to scoop put the butter out of the butter dish, snorting to pretend to be cute, stealing people’s buns and food. Refusing to put your own garlic bread in the oven.
by Idkidksghoroeht January 17, 2020
Get the Lazy susanmug.