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Layoff Beard

The term Layoff Beard refers to any facial hair that is grown in celebration of unemployment. Qualifying events include getting: canned, fired, axed, pink-slipped, downsized, marginalized, shown the door, let go, dismissed, let go, or laid off.

Layoff Beards were popularized in fall 2008 by the website TheCanned.com, which runs an unemployment-themed blog titled "The Layoff Beard."
There are a lot of bankers out there who have grown ferocious layoff beards following the financial crisis of 2008.
by deaconblues February 11, 2009
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layoff

The practice used by marginally profitable companies to compensate for ineffective management by releasing people from their employment.
Even after the layoff, the company still could not get into the black.
by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007
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Richard Laymon

Richard Laymon, Bram Stoker Award winning American author, (1947-2001)

"If you've missed Laymon, you've missed a treat." --Stephen King

Richard Laymon wrote disturbing, slightly sick and perhaps a bit perverted horror stories. He always took his stories a bit darker and further than Stephen King. He was never afraid of going for the gross-out.
Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Bentley Little were all Laymon fans.
Due to trouble with editors (censorship) in the U.S.A., his work is better known in Europe, Australia and the rest of the world, where his work is published in 15 languages.
Luckily for his American fans, many of Laymon's books are being restored to their original uncut form.

"No one writes like Laymon, and you're going to have a good time with anything he writes." --Dean Koontz

"One of horror's rarest talents" -- Publishers Weekly
An International Bestselling Author, Richard Laymon writes awesome horror stories such as "Beast House", "Darkness, Tell Us," and "The Traveling Vampire Show" and "the Woods are Dark."
by Charles_U_Farley October 2, 2010
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layoffcation

When you are forced to take one or two weeks off of work by the man. This is done as a way to save the company money.
John: Hey Tim how are you going to spend your layoffcation?

Tim: By finding a new job so this shit doesn't happen again.
by kildozer June 23, 2008
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Minneapolis Layover

Quick, anonymous sex in a airport restroom, public park, or other semi-public place while en route to another location. Usually practiced by gay men.
That Minneapolis Layover really fucked up Senator Larry Craig's career.
by jodabo September 11, 2007
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lawko

A man who likes to eat pasta, and play Agar.io.
Lawko is an agario nerd
by PrettyPotato June 5, 2016
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quick laydown

The act of lying down for under 1 minute on a horizontal surface in order to recover from a highly energetic activity.
Dude, I gotta take a quick laydown after taking those 9 shots.
by Dfkman May 26, 2018
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