laxterbate

The act of playing sick lacrosse or destroying the opposing team on the field.

Playing lacrosse, chillin with your fellow lax bros to avoid work, school, or any other boring activity.

We (the team) laxterbated all over those guys yesterday 14-0!

Larry and Roscoe didn't want to go to work so they laxterbated with the team all day instead.

by PIONEERS14 April 24, 2011

Lasturbation

When a female masturbates by pulling their pants up to the point where the pants wedge in between the two vaginal lips and rub the clitoris.

Girl 1: How do you like to masturbate?

Girl 2: I like to put my jammies on and pull them up so it feels good on my pussy, otherwise known as lasturbation.

Girl 1: Wow, that is interesting

Girl 2: Yeah, I'm a frequent lasturbator.

by Phil Spinelli March 5, 2009

Lefturbater

The arm used in the switching of hands * or in this case arms * when either fapping or masturbating wich to most people is done with the RIGHT arm... not the left ... unlike some uncoodenated TARDS out there :D

Mary : So ... wich hand do you masturbate with?

Joe : I'm a lefturbater

by TehN00B1n4t0r March 17, 2011

Lasturbate

Final time masturbating before moving addresses.

The moving crew is coming in the morning. I'll have to get up early to lasturbate.

by Mover99 August 25, 2021

lasturbation

The last time you masturbate to someone before you get over them.

Bartholomew: Nah, I'd never get back with Kelly, even if she begged me.
Reginald: Really, dude? You had so much thirst last week.
Bartholomew: I finally lasturbated and now I don't need her. I even think she's kinda gross!

Bob: Oh hi, Mark! What's with the new chick? How did you manage to get over Stacy?
Mark: Lasturbation is the way, man.
Bob: Teach me, master.

by legendsword2 July 9, 2018