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Lawn Dart Penis 

When you are having sex and you pierce her Uterus, making it bleed.
Tom was fucking Sierra and he Lawn Dart Penis'ed her.
Lawn Dart Penis by Uniifyyy June 23, 2018

italian lawn dart 

n. a piece of neighbor dog feces deposited in your yard which is then hurled back into the yard of the rightful owner.
"That scumbag Carmine let his dog shit in our yard again. I'll get even with that cocksucker and throw the italian lawn dart back onto his feakin' lawn."
italian lawn dart by scabbrain April 5, 2010

Alabama Lawn Dart 

When you live in Alabama and a friend comes to visit your home and takes a dump on your lawn. Thus what they make is THE lawn dart.
I went to visit friends and had to go poo and was locked out of the house and decided to play a game. I made a Alabama lawn dart and I won. Bullseye!
Alabama Lawn Dart by T-Lou September 3, 2007

lawn darts

Highly entertaining, yet subsequently illegal, outdoor game involving heavy, sharp metal objects being thrown great distances at hoops placed on ground.
In a bittersweet victory, I lost half my family in a game of lawn darts.
lawn darts by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004

lawn darts

An out-doors game that incorporates the skill of horse-shoes with the thrill of terminal head injury.
"I was about to learn that you should never be on the receiving end in a game of 'catch the lawn darts'...."
lawn darts by Carl J. Maltese November 1, 2007

lawn darts

Very popular outdoor game, but dangerous. Also known as Jarts. You hold it by the fin, and toss in into the hoops to score points. In Dec. 19, 1988, they are banned, because of the deaths of 3 children and over 5000 serious injuries.
CPSC urges you to destroy or trash the lawn darts, and use the rings from the larn dart game for the replacement pieces for the ring toss game, or something similar.
lawn darts by ChoujinkiMetalder April 12, 2005