Mr. Lawler
Mr. Lawler by David Walter Rolph January 5, 2009
Get the Mr. Lawler mug.
lawler middle school
previously defined as a "brownie school" or "a school thats 90 percent indian or asian"
... that might be true, but who cares- like pls that sounds so racist, do i even need to continue-
well i'm going to continue, i get like the diversity part of it, but im just gonna say it rn, people are people, and being jealous that someone has better grades than you is kinda weird, so maybe back up and study a bit
... that might be true, but who cares- like pls that sounds so racist, do i even need to continue-
well i'm going to continue, i get like the diversity part of it, but im just gonna say it rn, people are people, and being jealous that someone has better grades than you is kinda weird, so maybe back up and study a bit
lawler middle school by sadlyimstillalive May 16, 2021
Related Words
Lawlercaust
(Everyone is laughing and 1 person steps up and says:)
"LAWLERCAUST!"
"This Lawlercaust really exterminated the lawlerees."
"You won't be laughing any time soon after the Lawlercaust, that is if you weren't put into a lawling camp and being lawled down by the lawlestapo with their lawlp40's. LAWL!"
"LAWLERCAUST!"
"This Lawlercaust really exterminated the lawlerees."
"You won't be laughing any time soon after the Lawlercaust, that is if you weren't put into a lawling camp and being lawled down by the lawlestapo with their lawlp40's. LAWL!"
Lawlercaust by ZaKa May 8, 2007
lucy lawless
*Lucy Lawless doesn't need to drive. Her destinations come to her.
*It was Lucy, not Queen Boudicca, that defeated Rome back in the day.
*Lucy doesn't need to worry about wearing Red or Blue in L.A.- both the Bloods and the Crips know better than to mess with her.
*WWF/WWE's Chyna could lift the 280 pound champ over her head. Lucy can do this with one hand, and was thus banned from wrestling.
*Lucy doesn't go through menstration. The eggs are too scared to come out.
*She tried to cut her own breasts off, to make it easier to fight. Realizing her breasts were too tough, she now sharpens her sword on them.
*Lucy is unable to have sex, unfortunately. The one guy that she tried to sleep with got ground up like hamburger meat.
*When Lucy visits Alaska during the summer, the sun sets.
*Lucy can touch M.C. Hammer.
*When Captain Planet signed off saying "the power is yours!" Lucy said, "no shit sherlock!"
*The creator of Wonder Woman met Lucy many years ago, and thus got inspired to create the character of Wonder Woman.
*Lucy can convert normal Bacardi into 151 by touching the bottle.
*In the club, lucy doesn't get accepted into VIP. VIP gets accepted to her.
*Those who think women are the weaker sex have not encountered Lucy yet.
*Chuck Norris has challenged Lucy to a fight before. Not wanting to crush his ego, she declined.
*Also, she knew such a collision of powers would break the space/time continuum, so she opted out.
*When Lucy goes to the mall and walks into Saks, the manager pays her $200 to wear the new pair of Seven Jeans.
*When Lucy orders a drink, the bartenders tip HER.
*In Las Vegas, Lucy doesn't pull the slot machine lever. Tokens simply spill out when she walks by.
*Lucy talks on her cell phone during a movie.
*Lucy has caught Bin Laden.
*Everyone knows all of our T.V. show's signals travel to outer space. The reason all lifeforms steer clear of earth is because they have heard Xena, Warrior Princess and do not want to get owned.
*It was Lucy, not Queen Boudicca, that defeated Rome back in the day.
*Lucy doesn't need to worry about wearing Red or Blue in L.A.- both the Bloods and the Crips know better than to mess with her.
*WWF/WWE's Chyna could lift the 280 pound champ over her head. Lucy can do this with one hand, and was thus banned from wrestling.
*Lucy doesn't go through menstration. The eggs are too scared to come out.
*She tried to cut her own breasts off, to make it easier to fight. Realizing her breasts were too tough, she now sharpens her sword on them.
*Lucy is unable to have sex, unfortunately. The one guy that she tried to sleep with got ground up like hamburger meat.
*When Lucy visits Alaska during the summer, the sun sets.
*Lucy can touch M.C. Hammer.
*When Captain Planet signed off saying "the power is yours!" Lucy said, "no shit sherlock!"
*The creator of Wonder Woman met Lucy many years ago, and thus got inspired to create the character of Wonder Woman.
*Lucy can convert normal Bacardi into 151 by touching the bottle.
*In the club, lucy doesn't get accepted into VIP. VIP gets accepted to her.
*Those who think women are the weaker sex have not encountered Lucy yet.
*Chuck Norris has challenged Lucy to a fight before. Not wanting to crush his ego, she declined.
*Also, she knew such a collision of powers would break the space/time continuum, so she opted out.
*When Lucy goes to the mall and walks into Saks, the manager pays her $200 to wear the new pair of Seven Jeans.
*When Lucy orders a drink, the bartenders tip HER.
*In Las Vegas, Lucy doesn't pull the slot machine lever. Tokens simply spill out when she walks by.
*Lucy talks on her cell phone during a movie.
*Lucy has caught Bin Laden.
*Everyone knows all of our T.V. show's signals travel to outer space. The reason all lifeforms steer clear of earth is because they have heard Xena, Warrior Princess and do not want to get owned.
Lucy Lawless got accepted to Haavard, and didn't go. Why you ask? Attending would only make her lose brain cells.
lucy lawless by Nnnick September 4, 2006
Jerry Lawler
Once great wrestler, now a perverted old man. He had a feud with Andy Kauffman. His nickname is "The King" or "King".
J.R.: Bah Gawd, King! That sum bitch kane just chokeslamed Matt Hardy!
King: I wanna see Lita's puppies!
King: I wanna see Lita's puppies!
Jerry Lawler by Yo Momma December 28, 2004
lawlership
A scholarship awarded to someone demonstrating exceptional promise and potential in the hilarital arts.
(Two guys at a college party, about to acheive brojaculation)
Guy 1: (roflcopter-status joke here)
Guy 2: Haha that was so funny bro
Guy 1: Thanks bro, I'm actually getting a pretty fat lawlership to go here
Guy 1: (roflcopter-status joke here)
Guy 2: Haha that was so funny bro
Guy 1: Thanks bro, I'm actually getting a pretty fat lawlership to go here
lawlership by bruce500000000 September 14, 2010
Lawlertronz
Lawlertronz is the name of only one person in the universe. She is a badass.
The most amazing and independent of all the girls, you'd be lucky to find someone as great.
The coolest, raddest girl you'll ever know.
The most amazing and independent of all the girls, you'd be lucky to find someone as great.
The coolest, raddest girl you'll ever know.
"Did you see Lawlertronz over there?"
"Yea she's smokin' today! I wish I had the balls to talk to her, she's just too fantastic."
"Yea she's smokin' today! I wish I had the balls to talk to her, she's just too fantastic."
Lawlertronz by SkipperLoo June 18, 2009