by Austin Harwood September 6, 2020
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Get the Chili’s Lava Cake mug.the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)
"Man, I better get tested for worms..."
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)
by votz January 3, 2012
Get the chocolate lava crunch cake mug."One time I havld to use the bathroom and I walked in on Sabrina and Cassie Mexican Lava Cakeing in the handicap stall"
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I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.
by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024
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