Lavatory Junkie

One who is a junkie of the lavatory and visits it in excess.

God dammit thats the fourth time in half an hour I been to take a pee. And I spent an hour on the crapper this morning, I'm becoming a lavatory junkie.

by chrisman99 September 22, 2010

Lavatory Load

This is the ultimate in depravity!!! Combine a man doing the upper deck (defecate in the toilet tank), with a woman dropping an AC Slater (defecating in reverse on the toilet), while she gives him the blumpkin (blowjob while defecating).

That bitch was a freak! She gave me a blumpkin while she was AC Slatering, while I went upper deck! This situation deserves a new name...the Lavatory Load!

This one is the ultimate, it can't be defeated!!!!

If she's behaves badly...you can finish her off with either the jelly donut or the angry walrus, for good measure!

by zax4life December 29, 2007

ladyboy lavatory

adyboy locker room

A ladyboy, transvestite or transexual, who because of their gender identity, feels comfortable using a woman's restroom, bathroom or locker room. transgendered, transexual, LGBT, gay, lesbian, bisexual, ladyboy, transvestite, queerestroom, genderbender bathroom, President Obama, Obama

I am still coming to terms with the gender identity crisis so many people are facing. My girlfriend came out of the bathroom and said a young man was dressed in a beautiful skirt and heels. The women's bathroom is now a ladyboy lavatory.

by joecoolthefool May 13, 2016

lawdatory

Commending of rules, police, etc.

I resent being needlessly told what to do, and many legal stipulations are not based on common sense or reality, and so you wouldn't ever catch me saying anything particularly lawdatory!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

Lauditorian

The person in the graduating class with the third highest GPA. Valedictorian salutatorian

Who,was the lauditorian at last night's graduation ceremony?

by RoxanneP June 14, 2018

labiatory

The labiatory is an explorative space where a variety of touch and stroking is used to test for sensation and pleasure in a woman's outer genitalia.

We spent an hour in the labiatory and discovered her touch preferences.

by lovehascalledameeting May 31, 2021

Lavatory

A place where there is forced intimacy of the self with the self

debdeepta went to the lavatory to wash his hands before dinner

by shaggyoldpants August 20, 2024