The situation in which dirty laundry has built up to the point it starts interfering with daily life. A laundry emergency.
by SirGrahamCracker June 29, 2009
Get the Laundergency mug.Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.
I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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1. when a group of criminal makes money out of illegal arms sales, smuggling, organized crime, drug trafficking, prostitution rings, embezzlement, insider trading, bribery and computer fraud schemes hide how they make their money by disguising the sources, changing the form, or moving the funds to a place where they are less likely to attract attention.
2. when you wash your pants and there is still money inside them
2. when you wash your pants and there is still money inside them
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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Get the launderstimate mug.(n.) Similar to the act of "money laundering" whereas the process consists of hiding money and also making more money through a sometimes concealed entity. Conversely, "skank laundering" is the process of hiding the source of skanking by processing it through another entity such as "hanging with the bros" or "working" and then continuously banging new filthy skanks while avoiding suspicion from significant others or fagot social media.
Tony: "So I been skanking down the shore in Belmar all summer bro, fuck that facebook shit, girls catch on and alert other skanks.
Paisan:"straight up skank laundering T"
Paisan:"straight up skank laundering T"
by Who am I? Who the hell are u? January 10, 2014
Get the skank laundering mug.Launde are young Indian guys who typically dont know what they are doing but they still do it as they know no one else would do it if they dont do IT. Sometimes pronounced as "Lauunde" and "Laundaas", these guys have to go through the ups and downs of the "Launda Life". Actually Launda is not a part of any language. Its basically used to describe the "good for nothing guys". Any Indian reading this would know that Laundaas are found everywhere in the country. Let it be big sky rocketing buildings or Mumbai slums.
Sometimes people say "Apne Launde sab karenge" (My Laundaas will do everything) as they know that Laundaas can't refuse even if they are asked to wipe shit or even eat it.
The origins of the Launda culture can be traced backd to 1857 AD when Indian Guys realised that there are more things to do than just agriculture. So instead of working on the fields they started to have Paan (Some stuff rolled in a leaf), and Bidi (indian ciggie, this too in a leaf), and just started noticing the red hot indian gurlzz. So this "Wella Launda" culture has since been a part of the Indian tradition and has transformed from a Village Launda to a Corporate Launda.
Laundaas are of two types. One are ba*cho* Laundaas who have no job, no girl and no money. The second type are the working Laundaas who bring the Launda culture to the corporates. You can see these Laundaas in suburbs like Gurgaon, Noida, Navi Mumbai etc.
There is another from which is not easily found. This is the "Frustraya hua Launda" (FHL). FHL is typically a person who is too frustrated to be a laundaa but he cant be called anything else. This from can be violent at some times and can lead to acts such as sexual harrasment, bad evaluations, fight with seniors, fights on the road and even going to jail....
Sometimes people say "Apne Launde sab karenge" (My Laundaas will do everything) as they know that Laundaas can't refuse even if they are asked to wipe shit or even eat it.
The origins of the Launda culture can be traced backd to 1857 AD when Indian Guys realised that there are more things to do than just agriculture. So instead of working on the fields they started to have Paan (Some stuff rolled in a leaf), and Bidi (indian ciggie, this too in a leaf), and just started noticing the red hot indian gurlzz. So this "Wella Launda" culture has since been a part of the Indian tradition and has transformed from a Village Launda to a Corporate Launda.
Laundaas are of two types. One are ba*cho* Laundaas who have no job, no girl and no money. The second type are the working Laundaas who bring the Launda culture to the corporates. You can see these Laundaas in suburbs like Gurgaon, Noida, Navi Mumbai etc.
There is another from which is not easily found. This is the "Frustraya hua Launda" (FHL). FHL is typically a person who is too frustrated to be a laundaa but he cant be called anything else. This from can be violent at some times and can lead to acts such as sexual harrasment, bad evaluations, fight with seniors, fights on the road and even going to jail....
by A Launda October 7, 2006
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