Johnny Come Lately

Johnny Come Lately- Someone who shows up late, often or jumps in front of a queue in a cheesy fashion.

*People are waiting in traffic and then the green light shows, the person at the front see a cheesy faggot drive in front of him.

Person in the car in front "Oh you little Johnny Come lately"
Person in another car "You fucking cheesy faggot"

by Swatch January 3, 2013

What have you done for me lately

Said to someone when they used to provide very helpful things, but no longer do

You used to give me great things, but -
What have you done for me lately?

by nick_g July 12, 2011

johnny come lately

a man that has trouble getting his penis up.

mike had a johnny come lately moment tonight.

by amandaerinlauren February 15, 2007

Chelsea Lately

Chelsea Lately is a late night show on the E! Network hosted by the sharp, witty and intelligent Chelsea Handler. This half an hour show mostly has only 4 segments: The Intro, The Roundtable, Interview with celebrities such as Justin Bieber, Snoop Dogg, and T.I. The final segment is Chelsea's final thoughts. All 4 segments are halirous and wildly enjoyed by her devoted fans.

Dude 1: "Hey man, did you see Chelsea Lately last night?"
Dude 2: "Oh yeah man! I was roaring with laughter!"

by hrtbrkr2 August 5, 2010

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 24, 2025

Juan-y-Come-Lately

Noun, informal

The general consensus when it comes to Corona hard seltzer.

Bro: You see there’s a hard seltzer by Corona?
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.

by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020

Johnny-Cum-Lately

A person who has recently jumped on the bandwagon of jerking off to a particular type of pornography. Derived from a copypasta revolving around size-porn.

Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.

However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.

by ButOneOfMyManyFaces February 12, 2025