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Lapua

A fat cunt that doesn't do anything useful and still manages to complain about everything. The name of said Cunt is typically Donna and is Mormon but it's only her cover story to hide the fact she's a cunt. She has many kids as a typical Mormon but treats them like shit because its kids fault their alive.
Man, I thought you mom was decent but she's a real Lapua.
by NotSomeBot June 18, 2021
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laptaffy

The word used to describe a mans penis.
"You try it, and I will seperate your body from your laptaffy and stitch a football out of your foreskin."
-Coach Hines (Mad TV)
by J-Hood April 5, 2007
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lapstab

to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.
I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.
They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.
by Jared L September 12, 2005
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Lapatate

To lapatate is spread lube over your ass and thighs and then smack your ass against someone else's lube-covered ass and thighs.
She leaned in and whispered into her friend's ear: "That man over there at the bar just asked me if i wanted to lapatate with him."
by limejarritos December 3, 2020
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Lapulator

Can I borrow your lapulator for my uni assignment... My lappy is busted.
by Senor D. April 15, 2021
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laptag

A game played at NFTY.

Everyone sits in a circle in pairs, the person in front is between their partner's legs. One person doesn't have a partner and calls two pairs. The people in front try to touch the caller's foot before their opponent while their partner tries to stop them by physically holding them down. Whoever touches the caller first sits in front of them and the winner's previous partner is the new caller.

Basically an excuse for horny people to get some without really doing anything.
We played laptag at the convention and I was paired with a hot guy.
by cscutie May 4, 2010
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hijo de la puta

"That hijo de la puta fucked my wife!"
by dangurl February 17, 2009
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