A fat cunt that doesn't do anything useful and still manages to complain about everything. The name of said Cunt is typically Donna and is Mormon but it's only her cover story to hide the fact she's a cunt. She has many kids as a typical Mormon but treats them like shit because its kids fault their alive.
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to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.
I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.
They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.
They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.
by Jared L September 12, 2005
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She leaned in and whispered into her friend's ear: "That man over there at the bar just asked me if i wanted to lapatate with him."
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Everyone sits in a circle in pairs, the person in front is between their partner's legs. One person doesn't have a partner and calls two pairs. The people in front try to touch the caller's foot before their opponent while their partner tries to stop them by physically holding them down. Whoever touches the caller first sits in front of them and the winner's previous partner is the new caller.
Basically an excuse for horny people to get some without really doing anything.
Everyone sits in a circle in pairs, the person in front is between their partner's legs. One person doesn't have a partner and calls two pairs. The people in front try to touch the caller's foot before their opponent while their partner tries to stop them by physically holding them down. Whoever touches the caller first sits in front of them and the winner's previous partner is the new caller.
Basically an excuse for horny people to get some without really doing anything.
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