Lapua

A fat cunt that doesn't do anything useful and still manages to complain about everything. The name of said Cunt is typically Donna and is Mormon but it's only her cover story to hide the fact she's a cunt. She has many kids as a typical Mormon but treats them like shit because its kids fault their alive.

Man, I thought you mom was decent but she's a real Lapua.

by NotSomeBot June 18, 2021

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Laputa

The imaginary floating island full of whores defined in Gulliver's Travels, a novel that is written by Jonathan Swift. It's "full of whores" because "la puta" in Spanish (and maybe in Catalan and Filipino) means the whore, which Swift knew and got the name for his island.

This makes everything named after it sound hilarious, for example :
Hayao Miyazaki's Laputa -> Whore in the sky
Mazda Laputa -> Mazda's whore car
Laputa Regio (region of Phobos, a moon of Mars) -> Whore region

Miyazaki used to make an 18+ animation film once, it's named Laputa : Whore in the sky.

by Shiine-1 February 22, 2022

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lapkin

Not to be confused with napkin, albeit the same thing, only it makes more sense to call it a lapkin because it covers your lap, not your nap.

Jodi's lapkin prevented her from staining her jeans when she spilled her juicy mango.

by Jodi Hendrickson August 30, 2007

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Renaldo Lapuz

A lyrical genius who wrote and sang the hit song, "We're Brothers Forever" on the eighth season of American Idol.

Simon: "Renaldo, what was that called?"
Renaldo Lapuz: "The title? We're Brothers Forever."
Simon: "I have a horrible feeling that's going to be a hit record."

by BrianWallenstein January 27, 2008

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