Langar

A hunch back with a small dick who wont shut the fuck up

That kid over there, his name is Finn and he is a fucking langar

by ChillBill668 August 17, 2023

Langarchod

Khalistani and Bhindrewala supporters who do marketing and making people count of Langars they have served till date are called Langarchods.

Langarchods are also the ones who block roads on Delhi Punjab highway

Person 1 : We served you langars and now you ain't supporting us

Person 2 : Basically you are a Langarchod

by Kunal Chimera October 4, 2021

Langarturd

A baboon wearing a head diaper bragging about feeding people stinky, sub-standard food.

That Diljeet is such a langarturd. He got deported from Canada for immigration fraud.

by LangarjeetSlayer February 1, 2023

Langarjeet

An Indian who boast about his charity work

jagjeet singh : People of your community come to our durbar to eat langar.

Jagnath Kumar: O langarjeet we only eat once but you keep whining about it all the time. Tere maa di bund maaru saaleya

by Doctor007 July 13, 2022

Langarchod

Langarchod is a khalistani supporter who first makes you count that he has served you langar so technically you are now his slave and should be doing what he has ordered you to do.

Bikh boy : Hey Dindu, support the farm laws because you ate our langar

Dindu : Oh !! So you are a Langarchod ?

by Kunal Chimera October 6, 2021

Langarjeet

A sardar who has mastered the art of PR. Boasts and claims ownership over charity work while overlooking the fact that other religions and communities do so as well, just without the cameras

Langarjeet: Langar ji ka khalsa, langar ji ki fateh

by PenduNath August 24, 2023

Lanhard's Theorem

From any page in Wikipedia, it will never take more than 5 page-link clicks to access the Wikipedia article on Hitler.

Examples of Lanhard's Theorem:

Donut -> World War II -> Hitler

Antidisestablishmentarianism -> Britain -> World War II -> Hitler

by Michael McMinn March 4, 2008