Landtarian

A diet excluding anything that comes out of the water like fish and shellfish. The only meat that is consumed is land animals and birds.

I am a landtarian so I do not eat anything out of lakes, rivers and oceans. I only eat animals that live on land and birds because they are dumb.

by TomCB January 2, 2013

lanetarded

Drivers who, when there are two turn lanes for the same turning direction available, fill up only one of the two turn lanes, thereby making turning impossible for everyone who needs to turn while the light is still green - or yellow.

I had to turn left to get to Target, and all these lanetarded people choked up the turn lanes and forced me to drive on the median to make the light!

by Drive Right1 March 31, 2009

Green Lantard

A character whose powers are based entirely on that of simple self-belief, making their story arc very unoriginal and their abilities over-powered. The constructs this character makes with their magic space powers are usually over-exaggerated

and extra, making their exertion and flair pointless. Their job can almost always be done faster and simpler and most of their friends find them frustrating and boastful.

Alexander: "This dude is so unnecessary, he's spent more time flexing than actually helping people."
Zach: "Honestly, he doesn't even need to be here. He's just another Green Lantard."

by Webbed-Underoos March 30, 2021

lardtard

A fat person who stalks you.

Look at the lardtard on the television.

by Ali and Shea poo March 28, 2003

landward

homes or apartments that feel like a mental ward

my apartment feels like a landward with all of these rules that are too hard to follow

by jock London March 26, 2024

Langtard

A person that is so stupid even a retard could outsmart him.

Danny is such a langtard in every aspect of life.

by Pheef008 March 27, 2024