lando

A term which evolved in the 604 referencing black people.
"yo banger, peeps the size of that lando's lips"
by Helllllllllllla CEEEEEEEEEEEBS November 19, 2009
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lando

A person deprived of a childhood.

A consequence of this deprival is that said person becomes a traitor in all aspects of their lives.
"Hey, remember Ghost Castle? How cool was that?

"Ghost what?"

"you fucking Lando, I bet you don't even remember The A-Team, Fun House or Finders Keepers."

"you're making these shows up."

"No I'm not you wierdo. You're just likethat dude in Big, becoming an adult overnight, missing your entire childhood."

"Big? Never heard of it."

"Lando, shut up you bloody Judas."
by Ian "The Main Man" Mckenna April 21, 2005
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Lando

Lando is an amazing person with great personality. He doesn't see it, but he lights up the world of everyone around him. Everyone says not to trust Lando. But Lando is the most trustworthy person you will meet. Lando has many friends but pays most attention to those closest to him. Lando is the friend everyone wishes they could have. Never argue with a lando for they have a reputation with winning. If you can avoid fighting with Lando, you can keep a good friend. Lando sticks to his word and you should believe him when he says he will be there for you. Always. You never want to lose a lando
by Kid with the glasses September 26, 2018
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Lando

n. Someone who is made to appear to be a traitor, bad friend or dick, due only to unfortunate circumstance.

Lando Calrissian is a character from the original Star Wars trilogy, who is given no choice but to betray the central characters.
Matt: Can you believe how much of a dick Randy has been tonight? He stole my beer and then cockblocked me. What a prick.

Trey: Nah, he's just a Lando. He saw Eric piss in that beer he gave you, but didn't want to start any shit. And then he stopped you from getting with Liane- don't you know she has herpes?
by DaimyoLingo February 02, 2011
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Lando

A cool dude That is loyal to any girl who doesn’t play them for some other nigga
Lando a loyal dude
by Hhttgc April 01, 2018
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Lando

The coolest motherfuck in the galaxy, until 27 years later when the Star Wars DVD portrayed him as screaming like a little bitch.
by Woobert September 30, 2004
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Lando

A dumb bitch who can’t control his bowels.
God I can’t believe lando shit in a McDonald’s cup while in my car. It’s the second time his shit himself in my car.
by Management is gay May 29, 2020
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