1 definition by Breezai
Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric (Ha-ha-ha-ha!)
You practice your mannerisms into the wall
If this mirror were clearer I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)
I've been you, I know you, your façade is a scam
You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am
I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme
Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective: obscene
Oh, no, no, oh, yeah
Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric (Ha-ha-ha-ha!)
You practice your mannerisms into the wall
If this mirror were clearer I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)
I've been you, I know you, your façade is a scam
You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am
I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme
Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective: obscene
Oh, no, no, oh, yeah
STOP POSTING ABOUT LANDORUS I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!!! MY FRIENDS ON T*KTOK SEND ME "DO YOU LIKE HOW I WALK?", ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING "DO YOU LIKE HOW I TALK?" I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT? AND AAAAAALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST LANDORUS STUFF! I--- I SHOWED MY LANDORUS UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE LOGO--- I FLIPPED IT, AND I SAID, "HEY BABE, DO YOU LIKE HOW MY FACE DISINTEGRATES INTO CHALK?" HAHA!!! FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH, FLI-FLI-FLINCH! I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "I HAVE A WONDERFUL WIFE" I LOOKED AT MY TEAMBUILDER, I THINK OF LANDORUS' POWERFUL JOB AND I GO "POWERFUL JOB? MORE LIKE SHE CRITICIZES ME FOR BEING EGOCENTRIC!" HA HA HA HA
by Breezai May 8, 2023