land monster

someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.

are you drunk enough to hook up with that land monster over there.
yes, very much so

by hammer September 17, 2002

land monster

A girl that is all hot shit in high school... then goes to college and drinks and gets fat, gets disgusting looking and then still acts like she's hot shit. She then tries to hit on all the hot dudes, even though they want nothing to do with her.

"Hey Man did you see all those land monsters at that frat party?"

by Jason Jensen August 28, 2005

landmaster

Was started on the Super Smash Bros Brawl Forums on GameFAQs and GameSpot due to the anguish of fans that at least 3 final smashes of characters were all landmasters. It is now used to describe a statement that is uncreative, cliche, or expected.

"sheeutt up urrr soo gaaay ewwww lolz"

"Wow. That comment was so horribly LANDMASTER. Next time try and post something creative and that isn't so cliche"

by David Sakrai January 31, 2008

Landmaster failure

To use either fox, falco, or wolf's final smash in Super Smash Brothers Brawl, only to have the landmaster fall offscreen somehow.

Fox: LANDMASTER!
iland master falls through the floor somehow /i
Wolf: Landmaster failure!

by strongfan June 19, 2008

landmaster

The Final Smash of every character in the game "Super Smash Brothers Brawl" for the Nintendo Wii.

"Wait, wasn't Pikachu's FS called Volt Tackle?"
"Nope, it's called Landmaster."

by Chris Berman January 31, 2008

Landmaster

Landmaster (n): An object used to represent an unexpected and disappointing turn of events. Originated from Super Smash Bros. Brawl, where three different characters have the same final smash.

What do you think youre going to get for Christmas?

I dunno, but with my luck, its probably just gonna be a landmaster.

by dwdrummer01 January 31, 2008

sandmonster

When a person hides between the bed sheets and covers of another's bed and waits for them to lay down on top of them. Once they lay down, the person from below immediately grabs them like a monster that hunts in the sand

"Dude, Robert totally sandmonstered Chester!"

by Raidon January 14, 2008