landvester

Gentleman or scholar who sales land at affordable prices.

At that price, he is a real landvester.

by Landvester June 4, 2020

LandBoat

The sad and romantic boat you and your friends rode in minecraft on the land. It was slow and zombies were after you but it was the best landboat in land and boat history. Everyone cried when it broke :'(

You:"I love riding the landboat with you,"
friend:"this is great"
you:"we may die but its worth it"

by beetea April 25, 2019

Landblasting

Slang for running.

Running so hard that the tremendous force of the runners feet blows the ground below into a dust cloud of debris.

Seen on many cartoons, such as Looney Toons.

Did you see Rocko Landblasting this morning, that SUV had to pull off on the side of the room to wait for the cloud to clear. He also destroyed the track at school.

by tubbytom November 27, 2011

Landmaster failure

To use either fox, falco, or wolf's final smash in Super Smash Brothers Brawl, only to have the landmaster fall offscreen somehow.

Fox: LANDMASTER!
iland master falls through the floor somehow /i
Wolf: Landmaster failure!

by strongfan June 19, 2008

landblasted

Term used by weekend warriors and military wannabes to describe how drunk they got at the civil war reinactment, or any other weekend event that requires grown men to dress in constumes.

I got so landblasted at the Citadel Renascence festival, I shat my pantaloons.

by tigerbalm1 August 13, 2011

landmaster

The Final Smash of every character in the game "Super Smash Brothers Brawl" for the Nintendo Wii.

"Wait, wasn't Pikachu's FS called Volt Tackle?"
"Nope, it's called Landmaster."

by Chris Berman January 31, 2008

Landmaster

Landmaster (n): An object used to represent an unexpected and disappointing turn of events. Originated from Super Smash Bros. Brawl, where three different characters have the same final smash.

What do you think youre going to get for Christmas?

I dunno, but with my luck, its probably just gonna be a landmaster.

by dwdrummer01 January 31, 2008