lampshade

When you give someone a blowjob while wearing the cone of shame.

It was crowded in the club, so no one realized I was getting some lampshade action in the VIP section.

by fvellowes February 5, 2017

lampshade

something/someone that is really cool, and awesome
aslo used to describe really cool things

Lisa,the most popular kid in school, is so lampshade, Andrew wishes he was more like her.

by Lampshade Crew April 27, 2008

lampshade

What they made out of Cooper's Grandparents.

Helmut! Vere ist the Shylock's vith das tattoes? I vill make Lampshade's out of them!

by Greg February 5, 2004

lampshade

a foreskin so big, you can make a lampshade out of it.

the uncut dude has a lampshade

by Illinois Joe November 21, 2004

lampshade

An Eliabethan collar used on injured cats and dogs to prevent them from picking at the site of the injury. Also called a lampshade collar.

The cat needs a lampshade so she doesn't rip up her stitches, even though she hates it.

by meow2u3 February 18, 2008

lampshade

dumb...can't be used effecently

OMG...this book si so lampshade!!

by Joell December 9, 2003

lampshade

dumb slut, will do anything sexual without thinking about it. called lampshade cause she doesn't have a brain beneath the hair.

i told her i have herpes and the lampshade still gave me head in the alley.

by kingofpain October 14, 2007