lametard

Someone that enjoys making up stupid nicknames for people that do not make sense

Nick called me a crackwhore edition 27, he is such a lametard.

by A rems December 16, 2008

lametard

1.Someone who is stuck in the phase between being lame and completely retarded and uses dude in every sentince.
2. A person who licks a leaf and sticks it on their forehead.

1. Dude:"Duuuude, that dude has like an awesome gb. Duuuuuude!"
Guy: "Dude, you're such a lametard."
2. She's such a lametard that she stuck the poison oak leaf on her forehead.

by x_sun_child_x September 30, 2005

lametard

one who has the uncanny ability to be lame and retarded at the same time.
usually has little or no friends.
will most likely live in his mother's basement until he's 54, and will never get laid.

ughh! you're the biggest freaking lametard on the planet!

by Xmona_lisaX February 18, 2008

lametard

A word devised by lame and retarded people for easy self-reference.

How about 'lametard'? That sounds cool and that is so us!

by Kumar Nahimaputalam February 15, 2006

spit roast lamentation

Regret over not acting on a threesome with two desirable partners when there was opportunity.

After Jim died, Janette experienced spit roast lamentation for the time she had he and Jon in the same place.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama June 16, 2016

Lamentable

Some gay word French people use to describe a pathetic thing that is regrettable.

Johnny Canuck: "Did you see the riots in Vansterdam?"
Jean-Jacques-Henry-Marie Cousteau de Sacamerde: "Yes it was lamentable."
Johnny Canuck: "Fucking gay thing to say Cousteau."

by Le Beaver June 16, 2011

Lametard

A person who is uncool. Usually a cracker.

That lametard needs to shut up.

by Nikki Burgess April 11, 2007