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JBL John Bradshaw Layfield

A guy who only ever won the tag team titles for a short time and was european champ for less than a week before losing it at a house show that was suddenly made out to be a big time player on smackdown! because all the big names are on RAW now. A clothesline is not a finishing move. And the WWE champ shouldn't have such crap intro music... a cow fucking moo's in it...
JBL is the WWE champ? WTF?!?!
by The Oz July 18, 2004
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labie

A baby that is being raised by two women in a lesbian relationship. The lesbian version of gaybie.
Those women have such an adorable labie, I see them at the park on sunny days, and the family looks so happy.
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Labie (lay-be) v. n.

The female version of a tea bag, where the girl dips her outer labia onto, or into someone or something. Of course the girl must have roast beef for this to be possible.
The bitch gave the omelet a labie before serving it to the assholes at the table in the corner.
by shadyside May 16, 2005
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Layfield

Fragile physique, only surpassed by his fragile masculinity complex. Invite him over to your house, he’ll probably vomit all over your basement. Total piece of trash, nobody likes, only invited to group things because he is a legacy member — otherwise a total douchebag.
“Stop taking secret videos of us to beat off to later. Oh my gosh you’re such a gayfield, Layfield.”
by No_Skin78 June 22, 2019
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labbie

An employee of the Los Alamos National Laboratory in Los Alamos, New Mexico. Easily spotted for wearing name tags with their security clearance on them, taking two hour lunches, driving in a way that proves they don't have to punch a timecard, and essentially getting paid a good amount of money and benefits for doing nothing but pass around joke e-mails all day.
Don't bother going anywhere to eat in Los Alamos at noon, the place is swarmed with labbies.

There's nothing worse than serving a labbie with an attitude.

Wearing this nametag makes me feel like a labbie.
by AtomicKitten December 19, 2005
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labies

An extreme case of lice and scabies, occurring at the same time, same region.
Upon visiting her Doctor, Kandice was shocked to discover that her lice had mutated with her scabies and caused a serious case of antibiotic-resistant labies!
by junglefever1977 August 8, 2006
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jbl john bradshaw layfield

The reason why Smackdown sucks at the moment. The fact that the writers lets this guy hold the WWE title a couple of weeks before he struts around Germany saluting the Nazi is just stupid.

Also see Nazi.
All heil the nazi as he becomes the worst ever WWE Champion since Kevin Nash!
by Mister Ignorant July 14, 2004
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