lapdog

a flattering subservient, eager sycophant

He's no oil industry Lapdog, believe me.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2011

Lapdog

A lapdog is one who follows around another person, and does things to suck up to that person, which is their respective owner.

God Luis, you are such a lapdog to Eduardo.

by Adam Sandler II August 8, 2018

lapdog

a small pet, usually adorable

Did you see my teacup poodle, Schnookyums? Cutest lapdog EVER!

by N. Chomsky September 22, 2008

lawdog

Someone involved in law enforcement; an unholder of the law.

You have the right to fuck off, lawdog.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

Ladoga

A dead little town in Indiana. Montgomery county, to be exact.

A few gems have been found there, but other than those few people, everyone is a piece of worthless crap. Full of old people, Bible-thumpers, and drunks.

Ladoga has absolutely nothing to offer people except for a grocery store where everything is twice its retail price.
Kids and teens are usually so bored, that they have to result to drugs and alcohol to have fun.

Devon: How's Ladoga?
Me: Still shitty.

Me: Have you been to Ladoga lately?
Devon: No.
Me: Why?
Devon: Because it sucks and there is nothing to do.

by sht.dont.stnk March 26, 2011

Landogger

This neo-nazi bitch who simply LOVES Doboz and wants to invade everything besides Romania because nobody wants to go to Romania

Man 1: Bro that girl is such a Landogger
Man 2: I know, right? I hope she isn't very radical about her neo-nazism
Landogger: Hey guys let's invade Poland and Hungary, my crush Doboz lives there OwO

by PCgary August 8, 2023

landog09

the one and only god in this world, egyptian for: "one above all"

he can break the universe with a snap of his hand. he has a large cult of 60million members

he is humble and friendly, godly yet not arrogant, he is an example of what everyone wants.

landog09 is the only true god

fuck i want landog09 to cum in me

by azzur November 19, 2020