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Lazercorning

Eats food before the person gets to where their going to eat
Stop lazercorning where not home yet.
by 123Pigman February 26, 2017
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George Lazenby

Australian born actor given the difficult task of being the first non-Connery 007. Much hated by many who haven't read On Her Majesty's Secret Service, he had the doubly difficult task of being the only Bond to genuinely fall for a girl, a trait that goes against a regular Bond story.

Used to be the Malboro man before being chosen to play Bond. Was actually asked to make a second Bond, but turned it down himself- a move he would later regard as the worst of his life. Recently got into Pierce Brosnan's bad books when the press overheard a comment he said about Pierce.

His Bond movie, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, is perhaps Bond's most vulnerable film, but still manages to balance a love story with a thriller action piece about a plot to contaminate England's livestock and other food sources.
Guy 1: Dude that George Lazenby sucked. He needs a chick to save him from thugs? come on!

Guy 2: Yeah, but his only contact had been murdered and he had barely survived the trip down the mountain. You'd be pretty shook up too if you went through that.

Guy 1: Connery could have handled it. Even Daulton could have breezed it.

Guy 2: Yeah, and look at how Connery was in Diamonds are Forever- talking to Blofeld like he hadn't just killed his WIFE! I like Connery, but even he shouldn't have touched DaF.

Guy 1: Yeah, true dat.
by Bubblybrook July 25, 2006
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imma firin mah lazer

the firing of one's lazer
by guitarherogod99 January 11, 2009
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Lazer Mazer

When a person shows up to a party completely plastered to a party or gathering and makes a spectical of themselves. This person then becomes the object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is especially applies to in-school settings, such as a lunchroom or studyhall.
"HOLY SHIT I HAVE WEED IN MY PURSE!" screamed Eliza as she lay on a sofa at a huge party throwing up chunks of vomit.

"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny
by Rashiqua Kornerson August 1, 2009
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lazer

Something that is to be charged, and then fired.
Imma chargin' mah lazer!
Imma firin' mah lazer!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!
by loooooooooooooooooooongcat February 25, 2008
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Osu!Lazer

An Osu! experiment which is available since 2017. Made by Dean "peppy" Hebert. And has a lot more features than the Osu!Classic, such as customizable UI placement, A lot more modifiers than the Osu!Classic version and much more.
Osu! player: Man Osu! is so fun! but I want a new major update though.
Osu!Lazer player: Didn't you hear of Osu!Lazer? It has a ton of updates by the developers of Osu!
Osu! player: So when is that gonna be released?
Osu!Lazer player: It's been available since early 2017...
by Pikakid_ March 26, 2022
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lanzer

An over-worked, under-fed individual with remarkable good looks. May be part robot. One of the nicest administrators on the net.
OMG Lanzer is SO cool!
by SliverMcKite April 21, 2004
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