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Kyrstyn

The sexiest, coolest, most bootylicious I ever did saw. Beyond fun to be around. The light of the party and one of the best people you could ever possibly meet. Amazing, I'd marry that girl. I love her. Her eyes twinkle in the star light. She makes awesome pasta. Also, her peanut butter and jelly sandwiches rock the world. She kicks major ass, she breaks bones, but most of all, she facking rocks prom. Don't fack with her.
Ain't no girl as rockin as Kyrstyn!
by Cwourtney&Sharelle July 1, 2011
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kyrsten

the best looking most sexiest person in the world.
the spelling of "kyrsten" is so much hotter than the spelling of "kirsten" "kyrsten is just a much sexier name.

and everyone wants a piece of her:
guy 1-yo did you see kyrsten today?
guy 2- yeah she's miggghty fiiiine!
guy 1- totally i get hard just by hearing her name!
by woofwoofyumyum January 28, 2009
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Kyrsten Sinema

A moderate Democratic senator who is competing in a competition against Joe Manchin to see who can foil President Biden’s agenda the most.
Joe Manchin, in order to take the lead in his game against Kyrsten Sinema to gradually destroy the President’s agenda, chose not to support the original framework of the Build Back Better Act, resulting in the bill being reworked; however, Kyrsten Sinema, not wanting to lose to Manchin, decided not to support the redone bill, the Inflation Reduction Act, which will likely cause it to be rewritten a second time.
by Impracticaljokester August 3, 2022
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krystan

someone who is not a good boyfriend, cheats on all of his boyfriends with drag queens, freakishly oafish, ugly, and resembles adam sandler
krystan disgraces all people
by dgyt64 August 2, 2009
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krystan

a loser who MAKES UP LIES about girls who rejected him or left him because he is worthless and has no appealing qualities whatsoever, don't believe a word that comes out of this compulsive liar's mouth, he does nothing but drool over celebrity girls he are on a different planet than him and a chronic masturbator
person 1: krystan is the biggest liar I've ever seen

person 2 : I know!
by kdjtuuu July 18, 2009
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Kyrsten Sinema

An insatiably greedy bridge troll that refuses to let anything pass without first adding to its exorbitant wealth (preferably from other wealthy trolls); with which it will use to fund inexplicably absurd fashion choices.
“Did you hear about that senator taking money from Big Pharma while voting *against* lowering drug prices?” “How very Kyrsten Sinema of them.”
by tay.tayyyyyy December 16, 2021
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krystan

monster of mythological times that haunts people with its dark and hideous presence and will scare everyone it comes into contact with
Its Halloween I am scared of the Krystan!
by mythologicalll April 17, 2009
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