Kolobian

A nickname for a Member of any one of the Mormon sects LDS, FLDS or RLDS.

The name comes from the belief that God lives on a heavenly Body (a planet... or star!) called Kolob.

The reference is from Joseph Smith Junior's writings called 'The Book Of Abraham, which is part of the Mormon canon of scripture

The modern Mormon church doesn't mention Kolob much as the whole thing is a source of embarrassment, hence the nickname Kolobian is quite hurtful to mainstream mormons

You dont want to go to Salt Lake City, it's full of kolobians

by DutchCappedCrusader October 29, 2012

kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.

“Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”

by echeeseburger January 15, 2023

Klobbering Time

what you yell when you pick up dual Klobbs in Goldeneye on N64 and unleash a fury of bullets that will hit nothing.

*picks up Klobbs* ITS KLOBBERING TIME!!!!!

by mjsbullitt February 20, 2011

Kylo Ren'd it

Epic fail

I totally Kylo Ren'd it

by Angelia_lex July 11, 2019

kylo ren

Kylo Ren, a human male, was a Force warrior who trained as a Jedi under his uncle, Jedi Master Luke Skywalker, before turning to the dark side of the Force, destroying Skywalker's attempt to restore the Jedi Order, and becoming an apprentice of Supreme Leader Snoke of the First Order.

Originally named Ben Solo.

Kylo Ren skilfully deflected the attack.

by emokylor3n June 7, 2016

kilobool

One kilo of straight up bool. The finest shit on planet earth.

Jerry: Hey what's that you got there?
Derrick: a little bit a bool. I just bought a kilobool for my home dawg yesterday and it will blow your fucking mind
Jerry: awwww shit gimme some of that kilobool
Derrick: Fuck yeah bro just bick back and be bool. You won't know the shit that just hit you.

Jerry: Awwwww yeah hit me

by hugaboo22 February 7, 2017

Kyleberg

A Varsity athlete. graduated high school at the top of their class, while still managing to do band. They “play” Alto Sax, Clarinet, Trumpet, and French Horn. The worst director you could ask for

“Hey you going to jazz band?”
“Yeah but my director is a Kyleberg”

by J a c k S o f f March 6, 2021