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Kansas Kazoo

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.
We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.
by M-Chill December 21, 2012
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cancer kazoo

An electrolarynx, akin to a megaphone or Mr. Microphone, only it is held to a blowhole in the throat after the larynx has been removed due to diseases like Cancer. The resulting "voice" is very buzzy, throaty, and monotone - but it's all you got at that point. What's sadder is that a lot of the people in this situation smoked a truckload of cigarettes along the way, and they usually look somewhat "weathered", "leathery", or "rugged" to add a visual scare with the auditory one.
Ned from South Park wears a cancer kazoo on his left wrist.

I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.
by Popehat2 December 9, 2007
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kazotsky

A squat dance with your arms in and you kick done by Ukrainians and Russians
i can do the kazotsky.
by German dude July 31, 2018
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banjo kazooie

the greatest game created for any system ever made i dont care what you say its better tha halo, COD megaman mario agmes ANYTHING
by lord woo woo fak fak October 16, 2008
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Kazoua

Cute, and funny. Usually a gangster and likes to rap to anything that comes on. Awesome Person, usually asian.
ex. Kazoua is Awesome!
by awesomedawesome March 7, 2011
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kazoo kid

Only the most bomb ass living boy on the planet who can rock a Kazoo like no other.
Often associated with an old educational video for children "Kazoo kid" has turned into a dank meme from the overreacting kid (kazoo kid) and the low production quality.
1,Wow did you see that video about Kazoo Kid?
2, yeah that kid has way too much swag I cant even handle the kazoo.
by Milkmansmilk September 7, 2016
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Kazoo Parade

The act of performing fellatio on a series of flaccid penises.
In order to be appointed grand marshal of a kazoo parade, one must have a powerful jaw and a potent salivary gland.

You hear that? Sounds like a kazoo parade is going down in there!
by Dirty D. May 13, 2014
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