The man that can slap a grown man and make them look like a schoolboy. The man that has to legally classify his hand as a weapon if mass destruction. He's the man that your Mexican mom tells you that "te va a llevar" if you don't behave. He is also notorious for having more hair on his back than you have or your head.
School boy: slaps Vasily Kamotsky
Vasily Kamotsky: slaps him back
Schoolboys head: adios
A godlike mammal who isn't even identified as a human being, Nobody knows where he came from, or how he got here, all we can guess is that he just spawned, his hand feels like a bedrock block in minecraft, undefeated, the only person capable of truly defeating Vasily is Jesus Christ himself
dude did you hear about vasily Kamotsky
DONT SAY IT
*glass breaks through window*
YOU KILLED US
*slaps their head into pieces ripping into another dimension*
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.