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To do anything of a sexual nature to someone of the opposite sex, code for something dirty that allows you talk openly in front of strangers/others/parents/ladies..
"Oh god, we kunkled all over the house.. even on the washing machine"

"I kunkled the living shit out of her"

"dude, i kunkled her right in the face"

"have you ever kunkled someone in an airplane toilet... awesome!"
Kunkle by radman!!!!! September 26, 2007
When a girl gives you a foot job while you fuck her with your recently prolapsed anus
"Holy shit bro, I kunkled her so hard last night I think I don't think it will relapse back in!"
Kunkle by Edward Smellric August 14, 2016
The space one's private parts and their asshole.
I kicked Dave aiming for his nutz but hit him straight in the Kunkle!
Kunkle by Dashikiwarrior July 13, 2018

Kurt Kunkle 

Kurt Kunkle is the main protagonist/antagonist from the movie Spree (August 14, 2020). victims: Kurt's mom

Fredrick Andrea Mario Richard Kendra London Bobby Bud lee/bobbybasecamp Davit Kris Kunkle/kurt's father
Not gonna spoil how these people died but i will hint at it. Uber driver ;)
1: have you heard about Kurt Kunkle from the 2020 film Spree? 2: No whats it about? 3: okay so <BLANK CAUSE NOT GONNA SPOIL IT> 2: damn now i dont trust uber drivers

Ryan P. Kunkle 

A fat discord mod, who doesn't touch grass.
Person A: "Stop being such a Ryan P. Kunkle and shower." Person B: "I can't shower, I'm busy talking to my kittens."
Ryan P. Kunkle by anonymous March 22, 2023

Mister Kunkle

A thick, young, puffy man who likes to talk about weewee and trains
Mister Kunkle look a train!

“ where”
Mister Kunkle by Mr Kankle April 26, 2022

uncle kunkle 

A term used when describing or identifying a child molester
"See that pervert? Totally an Uncle Kunkle."
uncle kunkle by J46464646 May 5, 2006
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