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kanker

Dutch word for cancer. Used obsessively by Dutch youth, both in real and on the internet.

1. A word describing a deadly disease.

2. An adjective to anything. Making the word more "extreme".

3. A verb meaning to go away or to "fuck off". Considered very unfriendly. Should never be used by foreigners, because it will result in them getting beat up badly.

4. A verb meaning to be talking negatively about something or to curse on something. Very old fashioned.
1. Ik heb kanker. / I have cancer.

2. Kankermongool. / Cancermongol. (It should be noted that mongol is the Dutch word used to describe people with Down syndrome.)

3. Kanker op. / Go away/Fuck off. (No, seriously, don't ever use this.)

4. Hou eens op met kankeren op... / Stop being so negative about...

All uses combined:
Het maakt me niet uit dat je moeder kanker heeft, je moeten gewoon niet zo kankeren over het gebruik van het woord kanker en anders kan je op kankeren, kankerjong. / I don't care that your mother has cancer, you just shouldn't be talking negatively about the use of the word cancer and if otherwise you can fuck off, cancerchild.
by Iliekdrugs March 20, 2011
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Kanker

A special type of tumor formed inside of the heads of fornite players.
Jij moet je KANKER bek houden, zwartjoekel!
by Tuurchemokuur February 1, 2019
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kanker op

"Fuck off".

Kanker means cancer, so you really wish for someone to get outta ya way and get cancer and die.
Person 1: "Wil je neuken?" (wanna fuck?)
Person 2: "kanker op!"
by anomalous June 15, 2008
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krunker.io

A Call of Duty type .io game where the chances of you joining a server without hackers is as likely as a giant meatball sub enslaving all of humanity.
I just started playing this game called krunker.io but this guest keeps aimbotting me!
by bhjbtff tvuy yu December 7, 2018
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kanker homo

by kankersletje December 2, 2020
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kankermongool

A Dutch insult with the combination of kanker and mongool literally meaning cancerretard
Wat een kankermongool is dat zeg (that's such a kankermongool)
by botje92 January 13, 2019
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Kankerneger

Calling someone a kankerneger is very normal Dutch behaviour. It means you slightly dislike/don’t get along well with a person.
Joopie, you are a kankerneger.
Wow Julian, look at all those kankernegers over there!
I don’t think Jan likes me very much, he thinks I’m a kankerneger.
by Kanka nega February 3, 2022
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