kneef

little gross little guy

person 1: ay I've got a kneef crawling across the floor here

by EE-man April 27, 2020

Knee-Necked

The act of a police officer placing their knee on the neck of a person restrained on the ground thereby cutting off oxygen. Knee-necking for prolonged periods results in the person on the ground losing consciousness and, in some cases, ceasing to breath.

Kyle: Did you see what happened to that guy in Minneapolis?
Roger: No man, what happened?
Kyle: The cops knee-necked him and he died.
Roger: Damn, that's messed up.

by MasterBlaster666 May 29, 2020

Scrollers Knee

Scrollers Knee - The definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a shit but scrolling on a Smartphone or Tablet in the toilet.

"fackin hell Tommy, I cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee"

"i'm not surprised Jim, you were in the shitter for hours..."

by Abdullah3669 December 3, 2015

bend the knee

verb

1. A formal act of submission; esp. political

2. A ceremonial endorsement of another person; concession

Taylor could have kept his position in Norton's cabinet, but he couldn't swallow his pride and refused to bend the knee.

by Furbag November 14, 2016

arm knee

Elbow.

Man #1: Man, I hurt my arm knee.
Man #2: Bro, it's called an elbow...

by aboxofraisins November 30, 2013

One Knee Noni

A person who is learning to surf and is able to get to the standing position by going to the knee first. Unlike Two Foot Tony who is able to go straight from the chest to the feet.

Look at that One Knee Noni. With a bit more practice they will surely be a Two Foot Tony.

by YaboiJmoon February 15, 2020

Nico nico kneecaps

A very big threat, if someone threatens your nico nico kneecaps you best be runnin. Holds power over the reverse card. Unless you have Danny Devito on you, you're screwed.

This man breaks nico nico kneecaps, aight ima head out.

by Loaf that's not buttered yet November 25, 2019