A popular game played among Japanese schoolchildren that involves the invasion of personal space. One child puts his/her hands in a double hand probe formation and scouts out the right time to strike a fellow classmate. Once ready the child brings their hands back and thrusts it up their anal/chode area. Yes, girls and boys included. The objective is to push the person upwards or inflict pain in the general region. This does not cause any injury whatsoever.
boy 1: look girl 1 is bending over to pick up her pencil!
boy 2: wanna go Kancho her?
*boy 1 and boy 2 look at eachother*
boy 1: Me frist!
boy 2: no me!
*both end up on the ground*
boy 1 and boy 2: AYYYYYYYY!!!1
*girl 1 smiles at them and walks away*
boy 2: wanna go Kancho her?
*boy 1 and boy 2 look at eachother*
boy 1: Me frist!
boy 2: no me!
*both end up on the ground*
boy 1 and boy 2: AYYYYYYYY!!!1
*girl 1 smiles at them and walks away*
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performed by clasping the hands together in
the shape of an imaginary gun and attempting
to poke an unsuspecting victim's anus , often
while exclaiming "Kan-CHO!".
performed by clasping the hands together in
the shape of an imaginary gun and attempting
to poke an unsuspecting victim's anus , often
while exclaiming "Kan-CHO!".
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1)an illegal strike (fingers in the ass) in used occasionally during pro-wrestling matches... normally resulting in the perpetrator getting beaten to a pulp.
2)getting truly fucked, bent and/or violated by life in general.
1)an illegal strike (fingers in the ass) in used occasionally during pro-wrestling matches... normally resulting in the perpetrator getting beaten to a pulp.
2)getting truly fucked, bent and/or violated by life in general.
1)Chris Benoit had the Crossface locked on and The Rock was going nowhere... He had no choice but to use his free hand to nail a quick kancho, then get the fuck outta Dodge!
2)"She left you, took the kids, dog AND all your shit?! Hard kancho, dude."
2)"She left you, took the kids, dog AND all your shit?! Hard kancho, dude."
by Lambda Mu Grizzly December 25, 2004
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Warning - Often fictional.
Warning - Often fictional.
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