You kumquat!
She is as stupid as a kumquat.
She is as stupid as a kumquat.
by Mary Poppins 2.0 November 29, 2016

Normal Girl: Oh my god! You see that HOTTIE!?
Kumquat: *crosses self* You slut! Jesus loves you! You will rot in hell!
Kumquat: *crosses self* You slut! Jesus loves you! You will rot in hell!
by mibluvr13 May 18, 2005

by Padgetthaileynicole101 November 13, 2017

A small, round orange-like fruit that's rather sour. Can eat skin, though. Squeeze out seeds first.
Also can be used to call someone over to you.
Also can be used to call someone over to you.
by Unternym March 7, 2009

by quatly f-in October 25, 2009

1) mm, I'm kind of hungry. Hey, Is there any kumquat in that fruit salad you just made?
2) Ah, It's a shame - Why couldn't kumquat be called 'daleenoo' instead? Now it's just going to be put into poems by pervy geography teachers..
2) Ah, It's a shame - Why couldn't kumquat be called 'daleenoo' instead? Now it's just going to be put into poems by pervy geography teachers..
by Pielaii October 30, 2005
