Kumquat

Stupid, but worse.

You kumquat!
She is as stupid as a kumquat.

by Mary Poppins 2.0 November 29, 2016

kumquat

Someone who takes christianity too seriously or someone who believes all sex is very very wrong.

Normal Girl: Oh my god! You see that HOTTIE!?
Kumquat: *crosses self* You slut! Jesus loves you! You will rot in hell!

by mibluvr13 May 18, 2005

Kumquat

A fruit similar to an orange and lemon combined but pretty small.

Do you think that they will have any kumquats at the store.

by Padgetthaileynicole101 November 13, 2017

Kumquat

A midget that’s addicted to drinking cum

Look it’s a kumquat

by Lloso July 5, 2018

Kumquat

A small, round orange-like fruit that's rather sour. Can eat skin, though. Squeeze out seeds first.
Also can be used to call someone over to you.

Julia: KQUM, KUMQUAT!
Frances comes running

by Unternym March 7, 2009

kumquat

Said in response to loud sex.

When you need her to stop shrieking while doin' it: "y'all kumquat or people'll hear you!"

by quatly f-in October 25, 2009

kumquat

1) A type of fruit.
2) something innocent with an unfortunate name.

1) mm, I'm kind of hungry. Hey, Is there any kumquat in that fruit salad you just made?

2) Ah, It's a shame - Why couldn't kumquat be called 'daleenoo' instead? Now it's just going to be put into poems by pervy geography teachers..

by Pielaii October 30, 2005