Kumite
The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.
It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.
Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.
It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.
Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
"You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch?! She didn't say nothing about no Kumitie, Kumitoo, Kumite, Koom, black coon. Now y'all just hush I'm trying to think of what we gonna do"
Kumite (Eyyah!)
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by karrotsangster September 12, 2016
Get the Kamicoel mug.The real definition of the word kumiho is a mythical creature in Korean folklore and legends that is a fox that lives 1,000 years and therefore turns into a kumiho, which, simply put, is a nine-tailed fox. The kumiho can shapeshift into a human whenever it wants, but it may still have fox ears or a fox tail visible as a result of truly being a fox. It has to eat livers of humans to avoid dissolving into bubbles in a thousand years, but a kumiho can become human forever and stop having to eat humans if the kumiho can refrain from eating humans and/or human liver for 1,000 days.
Moonlight shone over a graveyard at night, when all humans are asleep, and in the light you could faintly make out the shape of a kumiho, wandering around the graveyard all alone. Its nine tails stuck up high in the air as it prowled silently around the graves, sniffing the air a few times before coming to a halt in front of one of the graves. It sniffed the air again, then began to dig at the foot of the grave, until the human that had been buried in the ground was unearthed. The kumiho pricked its ears to make sure no one else was nearby, then bent its head down and began to eat its prey.
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beat an injured Keith 🤦 ♂️
got flamed by indie midget Adam Cole 🤣
gets carried by Scarlett 😐
could barely beat Johnny Gargano 🤣
nothing without cool lighting 🤔
lost his raw debut
cant beat a healthy Keith 😭
fraud champion imo
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