kulangot

filipino word for booger.

tang ina ka talaga morlak, wag mong ngatngatin yang puke ng inang kulangot mo!

by morlak April 26, 2006

kulani

the best you'll ever have

she's very Kulani. I think she was your Kulani.

by CookieD February 3, 2010

kulangot

jaber

Si jaber ay isang malaking kulangot

by thorrjacks25 February 1, 2018

kulandera

A girl who willingly or unwillingly takes the schlong up her butt in an attempt to heal or cure her partner of whatever malady he manifests.

Initially from a mispronunciation and misunderstanding of the word, "curandera", which means a rural healer, or a sorceress or witch.

The word "culera" on the other hand is accepted Mexican slang for a female who enjoys backdoor pleasures.

Jay suddenly came down with a mysterious virus, so his wife Susan did the kulandera thing to ward off the evil spirits.

Or, "That girl Susan is such a kulandera that she'll let anyone pork her ass if it will make them feel better."

by Dave What A Guy November 6, 2006

kuranui college

a school with degenerate students, pedophilic teachers and a shit learning system.

kuranui college sucks ass bro

by bwiggle June 19, 2020

kulangot

filipino term for booger

white guy: What are you eating?
Filipino guy: Me????......kulangot
white guy: what is kulangot?
Filipino guy: I don't know (yikes)

by Miriam Defensor Santiago February 13, 2004

Kelanu

A goblin who walks around with no shoes. He is allergic to water and can be found climbing along the side of buildings. He will burp and projectile vomit simultaneously randomly. He loves to cuddle with Amazonians. If you meet a Kelanu, it’s your lucky day. He’ll probably offer you money to suck his toes.

Hey is that Kelanu climbing?

by MrFuckUrbanDictionary May 21, 2022