A wank which leaves a person exhausted and weak because of the repetitive, strenuous motion of the arm.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.
Person 1: Hey, want to go to town today?
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.
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A type of Kryptonite that turns Kryptonians gay. It has only made one appearance in the DC universe. In issue #79 of one of the Supergirl Comics.
Lois: You know Superman’s been acting awfully strange since being exposed to Pink Kryptonite. What is wrong with him?
Supergirl: Lois you don’t want to know.
Supergirl: Lois you don’t want to know.
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Get the Kryptonite mug.Some one that laughs a lot, it totally ripped to shreds with muscle. A Krystine is a girl that loves to eat, play sports, and fart around allday but then gets serious when it is last minute. A krystine loves to boogy and dance till she cant move anymore. A Krystine is a good friend when ever you need one and understands you when you have a problem. A Krystine loves music and definately cant sing but loves to with her girl friends. A Krystine is unique to the world and deserves the best and is a good judge. A krystine surrounds herself with people that love her no matter what and can relate to pretty much everything. A Krystine has had it rough but still finds a smile or laugh to make someone else's day!! its a beautiful world to her!
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Asian girls are smart and have figured out that all's they have to do to control the white man is to tilt their head to one side, while bating their eye lashes, and make a peace sign ( some times while pouting their lips) see kawaii . This will immediately cause the white man to fall under their spell. He then will proceed to carry things for her, make car payments, and watch Korean drama s. While other kinds of men are affected by Asian girl mind tricks the white man seem to be particularly susceptible, and lacks very little immunity to Asian cuteness.
see also yellow fever.
Asian girls are smart and have figured out that all's they have to do to control the white man is to tilt their head to one side, while bating their eye lashes, and make a peace sign ( some times while pouting their lips) see kawaii . This will immediately cause the white man to fall under their spell. He then will proceed to carry things for her, make car payments, and watch Korean drama s. While other kinds of men are affected by Asian girl mind tricks the white man seem to be particularly susceptible, and lacks very little immunity to Asian cuteness.
see also yellow fever.
" I went to Hawaii, and its filled with white man's kryptonite. So, we decided I should stay permanently and buy a condo. I think I will put it in her name too".
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