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kutzak

A dutch word. Literal translation: vagina bag.
Used to describe someone who does everything in his power to annoy/piss off his friends. Common kutzak activities are: wet wilies, bangcocks, nipple cripples and spitting in your beer.

A true kutzak enjoys nothing more than humiliating you in front of other people/girls you are trying to impress.
Mitch: Yesterday I hit Kevin in the balls, just for fun. He was almost crying.

Frank: Dude, you're such a kutzak
by daywalker85 April 3, 2009
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kratzy

Full of sweaty shit, in part because the individual is devoid of basic humanity and therefore lacks any semblance of compassion or reason.
That *kratzy* bastard had the nerve to put Brendan Dassey in jail for almost his entire adult life after admitting that only Steven Avery killed Teresa Halbach.
by Fapping in the dark June 18, 2016
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kritzoid

The NBA is made primarily for kritzoids.
by white knight33 January 2, 2012
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kruzadar

A twitch streamer that will soon gain a cult following, together with her mods, hoodies, and dual core laptop she will rise to fame and leave her friends in the dust. (save 2 of them)
Kruzadar: She hates RNGesus sometimes and there is sure to be yuri fanfiction between her and Alase.
by rngesus04 May 9, 2016
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Kruzzles

Kruzzles, is a child, a Youtuber, and a guy who has 19M views on a single Youtube videos.
Hey look, it's Kruzzles, that guy who made "Shot on iphone meme" and ammased over 19M views on that one video!
by BigBollocksBilly March 24, 2021
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Kratzer Effect

The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution
"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."
by E. Kratzer March 28, 2023
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Ground Klutz

A beast of Korean descent that is only able to travel on its guts or stomach. Using its legs as rudders it slowly clutters along whilst scraping its underbelly on the ground. A Ground Klutz easily evolves into a traffic slug when attempting to cross a road. Ground Klutz’s maintain a strict diet of Mc Donald's Frozen Coke and Menz Fruit Chocks; this enables the Klutz to continue its horrific hormonal educed rage. This rage is much like an EMP Missile, but instead of disabling all electronic equipment in vicinity, all nearby living creatures are Klutz upon with verbal slander, horrific claw attacks and psychological ensembles. The Klutz may also attain a bond with a victim of the opposite sex and of any species, harvesting all assets and creating a plasma shield that ensures an eternal bond against the victims will.
"Hey mummy, how come bowl's of rice can walk, oh never mind that’s a Ground Klutz with a Versace handbag. What a star! Just like Sarah Jessica Parker!"
by alpinesorcery February 15, 2009
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