KRUSTY KRAB
KRUSTY KRAB by SHOCKERMONKEY April 12, 2009
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Krusty Krab
While having sex on sand (beach͵ sandbox͵ etc.) Place your penis in the sand getting an even coat of it around the hand and reinserting back in the vagina
Guy 1: Did you have fun at the beach with your new girlfreind?
Guy 2: Yeah man i caught her by surprise when we were fooling around on the beach. I gave her the krusty krab!
Guy 2: Yeah man i caught her by surprise when we were fooling around on the beach. I gave her the krusty krab!
Krusty Krab by theDTP December 17, 2014
krusty krab
A krusty krab is a difficult, but heavily appreciated sex trick. Giving your partner an ole' krusty krab is simple, fun, and adventurous. For starters, get crabs (public lice). After catching crabs seduce your partner and quietly...quietly transmit the disease. Once your partner falls asleep, take a poop onto the floor (most effective if at your partner's house). After bowels have been released use a butter knife to paste the feces among your partner's pubic region. After this has been done depart from the residence immediately. When your partner wakes up they will find their pubic region covered with crusty feces. Later they will find out that they obtain crabs.
Dude can I catch a ride out of town with you? I got real drunk last night and ended up giving my girlfriend a krusty krab
krusty krab by thebiggestneegyouknow April 22, 2011
Krusty Krab
A woman who has a yeast infection in her vagina and crabs, or a man who has a yeast infection in his asshole and has crabs in his anal hair.
Krusty Krab by david s. February 5, 2005
Krusty Krab
She wants my krusty krab
I make them in a lab
She wants them so bad
I refuse shes so sad
Cause I'm Michael Jackson Bad
I make them in a lab
She wants them so bad
I refuse shes so sad
Cause I'm Michael Jackson Bad
Krusty Krab by TheIceCreamMan42302 September 14, 2017
Krusty Krab
Krusty Krab by Stupidly_wise_1 July 16, 2019