kreiting

The act of being online on any sort of instant messenger (aim, gchat, facebook chat, etc) during the Jewish Shabbat and not responding to messages.

Jonny: Hey Avi
Jonny: Hellllllllo
*After sundown*
Avi: Hey, I'm back
Jonny: Oh yeah, I forgot it was Shabbat and you were just kreiting.

by *xpac taunt* May 5, 2011

kreten

Bosnian - Pronounced "kre - tan". You have to roll the 'r'.

A complete moron. The dumbest of the dumb. Lowest of the low.

Used when "a fucking retard" is simply not enough.

Ex : That fucking kreten shit on the floor, again.

Ex : My roommate takes showers at 12:15 AM and wakes me up every night, even after I told him it wakes me the fuck up. He's so clueless, that fucking kreten.

by donkey dick sucker February 21, 2011

Kredine

a long shot off jizz or cum usually ranges from 4-12 ft high usually occurs if havent masterbated or been sexually active for a while.

I kredined while watching an awesome movie

by drewslaw the coleslaw April 5, 2010

krentin

A man of outstanding talent and stamina, has a huge penis and the chicks know it.

Friend 1: That guy is such a ladies man.
Friend 2: He is such a krentin

by Elevendran April 4, 2019

krutin

A god. Literally, the best thing to ever happen.

Krutin saved the world

by JDSalinger123! November 13, 2020

kertina

The sexiest and best person you will ever know. If you think no one is better than you, think again because kertina definitely is. She is rich and a queen and should be respected.

Ouuu she’s such a Kertina because she’s so sexy and so much better than me.

by Rhjeowowjwbw November 21, 2021

kritin

the hottest guy alive, he has a big dick and all the girls love him. he is tall and muscular. he is always respectful and is good at literally everything he does

girl 1: oh my god!! look at kritin!!
girl 2: OMGG IM IN LOVE WITH HIM

random guy thinking: damn I wish i was like kritin

by kritin November 22, 2021