kretch

Sort of like, "fuck", or "damn", but you can say it in front of children, and on NBC in the 1960's. And, yes, this is from the Monkees. However, this is not how they used it. I would just like to see it get used as a swear word.

Michael: "Oh, Micky, your tire blew", Micky: "Kretch!"

by SexxxySleepyJean December 13, 2004

lexie kretchmer

Trash

Lexie kretchmer is trash

by Daddy Sam April 27, 2017

kretchfoop

waste products of the process of Digestion.

Eric you are a fat piece of kretchfoop

by Doug Savage III June 24, 2003

Kratchy

An awesome dude who spazzes out at concerts and dances like crazy. Many people enjoying making fun of the Kratchys of the world. Kratchys can make your day, but can also be dumbfucks. Usually a kratchy will be extremely intelligent, but also a procrastinator who becomes too lazy to become an eagle scout. Usually has a small penis.

My best friend Kratchy is awesome! We go to ska punk concerts together all the time, but hes so spacey... oh well! Time to play bass together!

by andi is awesome, duh. October 13, 2009

Keetchy

Like cutsie que. cutie patooti. I don’t know it’s keetchy

Why is biking classes called spinning classes, because spin sounds keetchy.

by Smellyburs December 15, 2018

kritchy

A young mostly crazy boy seeking a girl to go on road trips with...

I love kritchy. Kritchy is hot.

by signstealer35 May 10, 2023