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kretek

An Indonesian cigarette, a blend of tobacco and cloves. They taste better and last longer than most other cigarettes.

American kretek smokers are always young, listen to Slint, and like to watch movies like 8 1/2. Djarum Blacks are especially popular with these people because the cigarette paper, as the name suggests, is black.
Loser: "You think you're so cool with your funny smelling cigarette..."

Cool kid: "It's called a kretek, hon. And, yes, I am."
by sanfud n sun May 11, 2006
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kretek

a clove cigarette named after the sound it makes while it burns
"can i bum a kretek?"

"kretek kretek"
by hotsexbaby February 7, 2006
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Kretin

Idiot, retard. (russian slang)
Nu ti takoi kretin, wowa!...
by VAKI5 September 24, 2005
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Kretzer

Used to describe something awesome; something that cannot be defeated in any medium
Dude, that was straight Kretzer.
by Alphonse Superbastard August 6, 2009
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kreten

Bosnian - Pronounced "kre - tan". You have to roll the 'r'.

A complete moron. The dumbest of the dumb. Lowest of the low.

Used when "a fucking retard" is simply not enough.
Ex : That fucking kreten shit on the floor, again.

Ex : My roommate takes showers at 12:15 AM and wakes me up every night, even after I told him it wakes me the fuck up. He's so clueless, that fucking kreten.
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kretin

A person who thinks they are smart when in actual fact they aren't
George Bush is a kretin
by Daxel February 4, 2005
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kretzocoatlis

a nasty bony woman with protruding scapulas and skinflaps, bearing resemblance to a flying reptile of the early to mid jurassic period.
I humped that skinny hoe strictly because she was a kretzocoatlis and I was intrigued by her kretzocoatlisness.
by logan cleaver November 12, 2003
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