An Indonesian cigarette, a blend of tobacco and cloves. They taste better and last longer than most other cigarettes.
American kretek smokers are always young, listen to Slint, and like to watch movies like 8 1/2. Djarum Blacks are especially popular with these people because the cigarette paper, as the name suggests, is black.
American kretek smokers are always young, listen to Slint, and like to watch movies like 8 1/2. Djarum Blacks are especially popular with these people because the cigarette paper, as the name suggests, is black.
Loser: "You think you're so cool with your funny smelling cigarette..."
Cool kid: "It's called a kretek, hon. And, yes, I am."
Cool kid: "It's called a kretek, hon. And, yes, I am."
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A complete moron. The dumbest of the dumb. Lowest of the low.
Used when "a fucking retard" is simply not enough.
A complete moron. The dumbest of the dumb. Lowest of the low.
Used when "a fucking retard" is simply not enough.
Ex : That fucking kreten shit on the floor, again.
Ex : My roommate takes showers at 12:15 AM and wakes me up every night, even after I told him it wakes me the fuck up. He's so clueless, that fucking kreten.
Ex : My roommate takes showers at 12:15 AM and wakes me up every night, even after I told him it wakes me the fuck up. He's so clueless, that fucking kreten.
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I humped that skinny hoe strictly because she was a kretzocoatlis and I was intrigued by her kretzocoatlisness.
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