A versatile word which can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective. Often used as a derogatory substitute for profanity or sexual slang.
"Ah krause! i lost my condoms!"
"I was krausing my girlfriend last weekend in the krause. she said 'oh krause, put it deeper in my krause!', and then i kraused on her face."
"Man i ate so much chipotle that i gotta go take a fat krause."
"I was krausing my girlfriend last weekend in the krause. she said 'oh krause, put it deeper in my krause!', and then i kraused on her face."
"Man i ate so much chipotle that i gotta go take a fat krause."
by Ginny Playland November 28, 2007
John: Hey man I walked in on Kelly last night and she was performing a Krause on a Caramello bar
Greg:Dude that's weird
John: Yeah, you're telling me
Greg:Dude that's weird
John: Yeah, you're telling me
by barockandroll March 17, 2009
Verb, Noun.
Verb. The act of sodomizing a fish, (typically bass) after catching them, and then proceeding to have fish human offspring with the dying aquatic beast./ Watching nascar and trying to convince people its entertaining/ an actual sport, but never actually succeeding.
Noun. Usually a clown dressed male pretending to be a women who uses it's genitals to inseminate an aquatic animal.
Verb. The act of sodomizing a fish, (typically bass) after catching them, and then proceeding to have fish human offspring with the dying aquatic beast./ Watching nascar and trying to convince people its entertaining/ an actual sport, but never actually succeeding.
Noun. Usually a clown dressed male pretending to be a women who uses it's genitals to inseminate an aquatic animal.
I saw a Krause while i was out in the woodland preserve trying to krause the once extinct species of aquatic animal, i think he succeeded.
This douche tried to krause me into thinking that nascar was actually a sport, what a tool.
This douche tried to krause me into thinking that nascar was actually a sport, what a tool.
by Sir Walter the Dubba April 02, 2011
To be world famous DJCK
by The Cambridge Companions February 01, 2013
A beautiful actor who is extremely talented and gifted. He portrayed the role of Nate Fisher on the best television show ever, Six Feet Under.It is not uncommon to see him on tv and then develop an extreme desire to mother his children. Peter Krause is a beautiful human and an amazing actor.
by funnyyface April 22, 2009
(Verb) 1. To consume alcohol to the point that your only desires are to wander aimlessly, shadow-box with exaggerated exhalations, and consume more alcohol.
2. To get arrested while consuming said alcohol.
2. To get arrested while consuming said alcohol.
1. We should get Kraused tonight. Everyone turn off their phones!
2. Did you hear about Krause? He totally got Kraused again last night. Let's go bail him out.
2. Did you hear about Krause? He totally got Kraused again last night. Let's go bail him out.
by TheDisgruntledCaptain May 05, 2014
by Not Jacob krause February 03, 2018