Kraft Dinner

A popular brand of macaroni and cheese that if prepare correctly, still doesn't taste like cheese.

Cory: KD sucks

Perry: Kraft dinner does fucking suck, it doesn't even taste like cheese.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

Kraft Dinner

- Touted with saving the lives of literally some a college student, Kraft dinner is entirely unnatural and essentially evil. The noodles are made from failed dreams and the cheesish part is a mild sedative tasked with eslaving the free peoples of the North to its insipid corporate masters.

- Very reasonably priced in most markets.

- Yo, Where's Wallace?

- KD'd (Kraft Dinner'd) last night. Sad times.

by JxT did January 9, 2016

kraft dinner

n. A salty snack.

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Tom Brady owes his longevity with New England to a twice-weekly kraft dinner.

by gnostic3 February 25, 2019

Kraft dinner

When you go for a massage but have sex with the workers instead.

I ordered the Kraft dinner at that shady massage place.

by Waradvisor September 6, 2019

Kraft dinner

The best shit ever

Kraft dinner is soooo tasty

by Crazy_444444 December 11, 2023

Kraft Dinner Deluxe

a Kraft Dinner Deluxe is your plain regular macaroni and cheese with sliced hot dog saussages in it, so it doesn't look as cheap.

Somebody in the working class (welfare, low income or anything related to that also applies) whos trying to improve their image or to make things appear nicer by buying/using/wearing cheap fashionable items. For example, copies of Tommy Hilfiger or Baby Phatt.

Picture Shirley and Steve in your local Bingo parlor for instance.

I passed by a flea market today and I saw so many Kraft Dinner Deluxe.

by Christineee November 18, 2007

kraft dinner hotpot

the act of placing all the contents of a box of uncooked kraft dinner into the vaginal honeypot and then proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse. Following the vigorous pounding(the noodles should feel al dente) then ejaculate into the mixture. Then the woman starts to gyrate to blend all the ingredients together to create the main course. Queef immediately, serves four.

Mike: I picked up this fine piece of ass last night and we were both hungry. So we made kraft dinner hotpot.

Jeff: That sounds tasty

Mike: We have leftovers if you want some?

Jeff: No I'm good. My girl and I shared a canadian sizzler this morning.

Mike: Nice!!!

by Canadian ambassador of beaver March 12, 2011